
15) By popular request, I am now going to smear it up with some whitening toothpaste

Yummie eh?

16) Clean off the toothpaste with hot water, and then shine it up with some isopropanol.
CPU AMD Phenom II X4 940 Deneb (CACVC AC 0852APCW) |
Motherboard DFI LANParty DK 790FX-M2RS |
Memory 2x2048 MB G.Skill DDR2-1066 (F2-8500CL5D-4GBPK) |
Graphics Card Sapphire HD 5970 100280OCSR |
Hard Drive Hitachi Deskstar 750 GB SATA-II; WD 80 GB SATA-I |
Sound Card Creative Soundblaster X-Fi Platinum w/ Daniel_K |
Power Supply Silverstone OP1000-E / UPS died on me |
Case Lightly Modded Thermaltake Armor VA8003BWS |
CPU cooling Noctua NH-C12P with Scythe Ultra-Kaze 3000 RPM |
GPU cooling Stock Sapphire |
OS Windows 7 Home Premium x64 |
Monitor Dell Ultrasharp 2707WFP |