
15) By popular request, I am now going to smear it up with some whitening toothpaste

Yummie eh?

16) Clean off the toothpaste with hot water, and then shine it up with some isopropanol.
CPU AMD Athlon64 X2 5400+ BE (NAAFG 0830FPCW) |
Motherboard DFI LANParty DK 790FX-M2RS |
Memory 2x2048 MB G.Skill DDR2 800 (F2-6400CL4D-4GBPI) |
Graphics Card 2x Diamond Radeon HD 3850 512 MB Ruby Edition |
Hard Drive Hitachi Deskstar 750 GB SATA-II; WD 80 GB SATA-I |
Sound Card Creative Soundblaster X-Fi Platinum |
Power Supply Antec TruePower Trio 650 / APC Back-UPS XS 1500 VA |
Case Thermaltake Xaser V Damier V5000A |
CPU cooling Lapped Thermalright SI-128 with Silverstone FM-121 |
GPU cooling Stock Ruby Edition |
OS Vista Ultimate x64 SP1 |
Monitor Dell Ultrasharp 2707WFP |