These are too good.
A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?'
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat b*tch.'
I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.
Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's f***ing hilarious....
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; 'F*** off, you won't bring it back.'
Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'.
His dude replies 'You're so f***ing lucky... Mine is still alive...'
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