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Aww I'm sorry, I added one to continue the fun
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Serenity, I'm still thinking about this one, but Jaime (my girlfriend) thinks the penthouse actually starts on the 15th floor and is five floors high.
(Or, maybe he's visiting his girlfriend, she says further.) (Don't knock the messenger, guys.)
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Or perhaps, he is not tall enough to reach the button to the 20th floor.
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![]() My first answer when I first heard it was a booty call
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So this guy walks into a bakery...
Oh wait, that joke would likely be against the ToS. Lemme try again: So this guy walks into a bar. OUCH!
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¤ The Loricatus Draco life thread. Now awaiting an HD 5970! ¤ ¤ I have no idea what it will 3DMark at 3510 MHz. ¤ ¤ Upgrade budget: ■■■■■■■■■■ ($0 / ∞) ¤ ¤ B.S. in Chem., Cum Laude, Minors in Maths and Crim. Justice, J.D. {Pending} ¤ ¤ Almost all PC parts come with manuals. Ask me to find yours! ¤ ¤ Want a real socket? Get Socket 939! ¤ ¤ Today Txtmstrjoe presents: "[Steppings] merely indicate possible outcomes due to the law of averages being in your favor." ¤ ¤ Buy one of my HD 4870x2s here ¤
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![]() Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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So this rope walks into a bar. He tells the bartender "I want a beer." The bartender says, "Are you a rope?" The Rope replies, "of course I am!" To which the bartender says, "I am sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
So the rope walks outside and shreds his head, and then walks back in. "I want a beer" he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down and then asks, "Are you a rope?" The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"
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lmao...enough with the stupid jokes...its too late
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Too late? It is almost 6am! How is that too late!?
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¤ The Loricatus Draco life thread. Now awaiting an HD 5970! ¤ ¤ I have no idea what it will 3DMark at 3510 MHz. ¤ ¤ Upgrade budget: ■■■■■■■■■■ ($0 / ∞) ¤ ¤ B.S. in Chem., Cum Laude, Minors in Maths and Crim. Justice, J.D. {Pending} ¤ ¤ Almost all PC parts come with manuals. Ask me to find yours! ¤ ¤ Want a real socket? Get Socket 939! ¤ ¤ Today Txtmstrjoe presents: "[Steppings] merely indicate possible outcomes due to the law of averages being in your favor." ¤ ¤ Buy one of my HD 4870x2s here ¤
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