If this doesn't make you smile...go outside and fine a sense of humour lol



The Plan

In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.

And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of ****, and it stinketh."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and...

am i the only one that blogs jokes?



As the title implies, Bumper Sticker of the Year:

"If you can read this, thank a teacher. And since its in English, thank a soldier"

What's the best way to jump to a conclusion?

...

Leap off a tall building.

im in. totally.

haha.

i have only just completed MGS1, and im now up to the plant chapter of MGS2. the tanker chapter was really short and kinda easy...compared to the first game. im only playing on Normal though.

im hooked on this game like crazy, cant believe i never played them before now. i have MGS4 still in its factory sealed wrapper just waiting to be played, but im not touching it until i get the other ones finished.

MGS3 i started,...

can i just ask, what do you do?

your "mate" gets out of line at the pub. to the point where he starts on a chick. im serious.

then he gets in your face...

do you a) smash him.

b) just let him blow off steam, potentially injuring you, but in the long run feeling guilty?

where do you guys draw the line with backing up a mate in need.

in this case, my mate started on me in the end, and i almost had to...