'Hello, is this the police?

'Yes it is. How can we help you?'

'I'm calling to report my neighbour, Wazza.
He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!'

'Thank you very much for the call.'

The next day, police officers descend on
Wazza's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed
where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find...

OK guys, this one completely eludes me.

I go into the toilet near my office at work (its not a public toilet as such, however the public can use it, a lot of building workers like sparkys etc use it) and at least once a month or so, in the cubicle i walk in and there, staring me ripe in the face, is a massive log.

What i dont get is...the log just sits there, on its own in a seedy pool of filth. there is no used paper in sight. so what the hell are these people doing?...

Over in the PC Games forum I posted my small guide to Bioshock, just offering some tips and tricks from my own experience to help those in Combat and general survival during the game. No story spoilers are included or solutions to specific puzzles, it's just a basic guide, and my first, so be gentle

Four Friends

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The 1st guy said : "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder. He is now the president of the company. He became so...