a little Johnny joke, an oldy i think but a classic.

A woman brings eight-year-old Little Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Little Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!"

its that time, i've got some rippers.

"Have you heard? Theres now a new Viagra, in liquid form. They say its a stiff drink"


I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"


I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? (no offense...

due to popular demand (not really but i always wanted to say that) i have some jokes to start the week. they are lame but made me laugh pretty hard just coz they are lame. you may have heard them before but here we go:

Why did the Italian man go to the hospital?

Coz he was fully sick.



Have you heard? Theres a new viagra nasal spray available. They say its for d***heads.



Please dont remove...

readers and posters beware, im on an official TWSS (thats what she said) mission, to get in 50 of these "more annoying than anything comments" in the many threads and posts on OCN.

why? im that bored.

im not much of a internet surfer, dont really cruise around sites and jump in on the forums or anything.

except for here, theres only a few i occasionally visit.

so what are some peoples problems these days? its embarassing to read some posts that a lot of idiots..well, post.

not sucking up to anyone, but OCN has in my opinion the best community and forum management that i've come across, hence why i frequent this site.

but other sites,...