Originally Posted by CyberDruid

5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented its charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?

This is a trick question...there aint no such thing as a hozone layer and you know it.

Originally Posted by radodrill

Redneck Professional Engineering Exam

Cigarettes and Tampons

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

Originally Posted by McStuff

So I sat down for another "messing-around-with-my-guitar" session, and I was having fun bending notes with high distortion. Suddenly it hit me, I could learn Iron Man! So I've started my first real song on electric guitar

YouTube - Iron Man-Black Sabbath-Lyrics Included

Originally Posted by McStuff

Looks like my FS thread is rather popular. I'll have my own amp in no time.

Originally Posted by Brutuz

Be thankful, my amp of 3 years has just blown up on me.

Oh well, at least now I can put the one I made from a kit at our Local Dick Smith electronics in its case.

Also, one of the ads on the bottom of the page has a person that looks a HELL of a lot like the leader of the sports teachers at my school, but he went when I clicked new post.

Originally Posted by McStuff

Sounds like making one from a kit would be fun. How much was it?

Originally Posted by TnB= Gir

Hurry up hobag, I want pics.

Originally Posted by Brutuz

Not too much, but it took ages to make and then get to sound right.

And it doesn't have overdrive/distortion! (I really need to learn how to make a simple Overdrive circuit....)