samster25

got this game a year ago never played it
you need:
rep that ends in 40, 63, 78, 29, 23, 68, 92, 88, 52.
OR
post count that between 2500 and 3000
OR
been on this site since March 2006
OR
say a funny joke. (I have to find it funny)

Good luck ends on Friday the 13th

winner is dominique120

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thegreatsquare

Well I'm at 51 now and may be at 52 on 12/13, but I may have more. So I'll give you my favorite Koan.

Two Monks by the River

A young Buddhist monk walked with an elder monk on their way
back to their temple after several days of travel. On the way,
they came to a creek bed, the banks of which had softened to a
wet, slushy mess. At the edge of the creek stood an attractive
young woman dressed in traditional gowns, who was obviously
wanting to cross the water but had no idea how to contend with
the mud. If she attempted to traverse it, her legs would surely
sink shin-deep into the muck.

As they approached the young lady, the younger monk averted his
eyes and looked down, for theirs was a stern discipline, and
monks were not allowed to gaze upon a woman, let alone speak to
or interact with her, particularly when the woman was as
fetching and young as this one. To his horror, however, the
older monk walked straight toward the woman and asked her if she
needed to cross.

The woman shyly said yes, and without another
word, he hoisted her piggy-style onto his back and carried the
woman across the creek. The younger monk followed them across
the creek, stunned. Once on the other side, the woman profusely
thanked her new friend, shook his hand, and resumed her journey,
disappearing into the trees.

The young man was aghast, but respectful of his elder, he held
his tongue. For three hours they walked side by side, all the
while the student confused as to how his companion could so
flagrantly violate one of the cardinal rules of their temple.
The older one had, after all, not only engaged the woman, he had
spoken to her, and then not only did he touch her, he carried
her on his back! How could such a thing be justified?!

For another hour they walked in total silence, and finally came
the point when the young man could stand it no longer. He
stepped forward two paces and then whirled on his walking
companion to face him in anger.

"How could you do that?!" he shouted.

"Do what?" asked the older monk, looking at him.

He rolled his eyes. "It is a sin to touch a woman, a violation
to even gaze upon her, and yet you spoke with her.
You...you...shook her hand!" He sputtered in his anger. "You
carried her across the creek! YOU CARRIED HER!!"

"And you still carry her," said his older friend, smiling the
faintest of smiles and bowing slightly. "I left her back at the
river."

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A-E-I-Owned-You

In!

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rammunition

In, with a joke of course

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

Starbuck5000

IN! I have 63 rep at the time of posting

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Electrical Engineering and Computer Science Student (Joint Bsc Hons)
STUDENT FINANCE HURRY UP!!!

Has far to many components for a 20 year old, and while you're at it forgive my spelling, the keyboard is dyslexic

rmvvwls

I'd like to enter.

If OS's ran airlines

Windows
You turn up at the gate, where a smiling attendant greets you. You're ushered into a lovely departure lounge, and served ice cold drinks. You're then moved onto the plane. The plane smoothly taxis onto the runway, but the chairs are so comfortable you've barely noticed. The plane accelerates and becomes airborne, and promptly explodes.

Mac
You turn up to the departure gate, and immediately notice that everyone in the entire airport is dressed exactly the same. You're greeted by a smiling flight attendant, who informs you that the plane is going to be 4 hours late taking off. After asking why, you're told that you don't need to know, they won't tell you, could you kindly stop asking questions and pay the $39 late departure fee.

Unix
Everybody brings a piece of the plane to the airport, where they all gather to put it together. There's maybe 2 or 3 guys yelling at everyone else through bullhorns, but they're all too busy arguing over which way the wheels should face to notice. Eventually the plane comes together, and everybody piles onboard, eager for the flight. They then realise they forgot a pilot.

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shiarua

Im in...been a member since Feb. 2006...ha

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tK FuRY

Wait what if you have that amount of rep, but then someone reps you and puts you over the one rep that you require?

Not that I'm hinting I need one rep or anything *looks away and whistles*

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Contagion

In.
Joke time

A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, see who is really happy to see you

Contagion

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Sex
Now look to the right and see what I have to sell.

awaizy

In, I have 40 rep at the time of this post.