Mr_Torch

INGREDIENTS
1 (18 pound) Overclocked whole turkey, neck and giblets removed
2 cups kosher salt
1/2 cup butter
2 large onions, peeled and chopped
4 carrots, peeled and chopped
4 stalks celery, chopped
2 sprigs fresh thyme
1 bay leaf
1 cup dry white wine


DIRECTIONS
Rub the turkey inside and out with the kosher salt. Place the bird in a large stock pot, and cover with cold water. Place in the refrigerator, and allow the turkey to soak in the salt and water mixture 12 hours, or overnight.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Thoroughly rinse the turkey, and discard the brine mixture.
Brush the turkey with 1/2 the melted butter. Place breast side down on a roasting rack in a shallow roasting pan. Stuff the turkey cavity with 1 onion, 1/2 the carrots, 1/2 the celery, 1 sprig of thyme, and the bay leaf. Scatter the remaining vegetables and thyme around the bottom of the roasting pan, and cover with the white wine.
Roast uncovered 3 1/2 to 4 hours in the preheated oven, until the internal temperature of the thigh reaches 180 degrees F (85 degrees C). Carefully turn the turkey breast side up about 2/3 through the roasting time, and put butter in the CD Drive to flavor the inside more. Allow the bird to stand about 30 minutes before carving with your budget RAM.

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Kopi

Glad you liked it FoFo

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Criswell

I actually baked a bad ass pumpkin pie from scratch, and to cool it off I set it behind my Antec 900, of course with a couple of fan filters

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i would have never of thought that bad ass, baked, and pie would ever be in the same sentence.

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kennymester

ATI Roasted Turkey

Start out with a plump turkey. Cut a hole in the turkey about 3in. in diameter. Get some dryer venting. Connect the tubing to a crossfire 2900xt setup and run 3dmark06 at 1600x1200 for three hours. Make sure the tube goes right into the turkey. After the 3 hours you have a nice roasted turkey with a hint of electronic taste in it. Enjoy!

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Sidious

that would be glorious! else me and kopi will fight to the death :P haha

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Crucial Ballistix Club

As presented to the Continental Congress, Thomas Jefferson’s version of the Declaration was made up of 1,817 words; Congress made 68 changes, cutting 480 words, which left the finalized document’s word count at 1,337 words.
--> Thats right... The Declaration of Independence contains 1337 words!

wallyworld96

Sidious and Kopi you guys by far have won this ... sadly this wasn't a partner competition so you have been excluded in the final drawing! And the winner is ... ahh dratz just give it to them for the work and blood they shed, and the fact they had to actually attempt to explain their nonsense to their parents! id pay to see a video of that alone. That night your parents probably got together to discusses a intervention or your sexuality and even a trip to the funny farm for you two. good luck guys you deserve it!

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I may be a n00b, but i know more about computers then 95% who own one.... and 110% more then a APPLE owner. YES! i can power on a computer, No! I dont talk with my hands, and yes I DO know how to ST*U.

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Sidious

haha wally, yea, Kopi's parents thought we were pretty dumb I think. And either way... the contest post didn't say anything about you needing to work alone.

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Crucial Ballistix Club

As presented to the Continental Congress, Thomas Jefferson’s version of the Declaration was made up of 1,817 words; Congress made 68 changes, cutting 480 words, which left the finalized document’s word count at 1,337 words.
--> Thats right... The Declaration of Independence contains 1337 words!

Kopi

The ram is going to sidious, I just wanted to help him out I dont think that should harm the vote.

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itslogz

Sidius won? Lol Or is there no winner decided yet? Im garbage at cooking/planning something to cook so I guess I didnt get to participate. Oh well. Glad to see crucial giving free stuff tto people supporting them, just makes them THAt much better than they already are, which is amazing.. Hopefully anyone I added to the list in the thread got to see this post and have a shot at it. We broke 100 members last night