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ingredients

2 cups plain whole-milk yogurt
1 medium onion, coarsely chopped
3 large garlic cloves
One 1-inch piece of fresh ginger, peeled and thinly sliced
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
2 teaspoons ground turmeric
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon ground coriander
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
2 bone-in, skin-on turkey breast halves (about 3 pounds each)
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
2 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted


directions

1. In a food processor, puree the yogurt with the onion, garlic, ginger, lemon juice, turmeric, cumin, coriander, cinnamon and cayenne. Place the turkey breasts on a large rimmed baking sheet. Pour the yogurt marinade over the turkey and rub it over both sides and under the skin. Cover and refrigerate for at least 6 hours and up to 24 hours. Remove the turkey from the refrigerator 1 hour before roasting.

2. Preheat the oven to 475°. Transfer the turkey breasts (with any marinade that sticks to them) to a large roasting pan, skin side up. Season with salt and pepper and drizzle the butter over the skin. Roast for 20 minutes. Reduce the oven temperature to 375° and roast for 50 minutes longer, or until an instant-read thermometer inserted in the thickest part of the breast registers 165°. Transfer the turkey to a cutting board and let rest for 10 minutes. Carve and serve.

BLKKROW

hmm well i would at first take and baste the turkey in some delicious spread. then i would overclock my opty 165 to about 8.0 ghz on air and being to put my turkey on my giant heatsink to begin the fusion of flavor of savory turkey along with the deliciousness of computers

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Brutuz

Heres one, You take the innards out of the turkeys rear end, then we get as many old, broken processors as possible, then put them up The Turkeys ***, then we shove the Turkey in a Toaster, Turn the Toaster on, and make sure its surrounded by Prescotts that are Folding with only a heatsink on, and let your turkey cook throughly, Might not taste good, but it will be fun watching people chop up the turkey to find your old Pentium 66 or Athlon K6, not to mention you also get some folding done on the Prescotts, which is good for everyone!

ChanceGuy

Some of these are very interesting

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GibbyGano

Perhaps taking a freshly slain turkey and then gutting it, removing all innards, then basting it a rich, creamy, butter sauce till it is glistening with deliciousness, after you accomplish this, move the turkey to a low heat rotisserie until it reaches approximately 150 degrees F, then move it to an 8800 Ultra with the stock cooler removed. Be careful as this will make your turkey go, "nuclear" to almost a literal definition. Upon setting your turkey ablaze, remove it and let it simmer on the North Bridge of a poorly cooled Dell PC until it is golden brown on the outside and juicey/white on the inside. Cut with an old PII stock HS fin and enjoy!

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KIND

i woulde not put no fans in the computer and use a crappy AMD MOBO and mX 5000 WHICCH I HAVE AND SUCKS and i would put like 500 matches in it and turn the computer on and watch my turkey coook realll good and pore some lighter fluid on the MOBO first than turn it on and watch the turkey cook

jizzleh2

my recipe would be...
1.place motherboard under turkey
2.hook up both legs of the turkey into a monster 1,000watt psu.
3.then run dual 8800gt where the stuffing goes.
4. install a small 4inch lcd on the tummy of the turkey.
5.and apply some gravy.
6 lastly... apply turkey with lots of love <3
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charbs152

my computer gets so hot that i cook my turkey in it

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F3t1sh

Hers my go at it:
1) Mix 8 grams of iron oxide to 3 grams of aluminum.
2) Take a flower pot and cut out a square (size of a quad core)
3) Take off the HSF
4) Sprinkle magnesium power on the quad
5) Put the empty flower pot on the quad
6) Fill the pot halfway with the initial mix
7) Place a turkey in and continue to fill to the top.
8) Boot and overclock and overvolt
9) Run like mad
10) if the turkey is still there go to step 10 A, if not go to step 10 B
10A) Get your turkey and enjoy.
10B) Cry and go buy some ballistixs

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