Xero.

Season the turkey, and insert the premade stuffing. Throw it in a highly overclocked undercooled K6 machine, and sit for 10 minutes.

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M3DS

I hear PC world sell some turkeys

hehehe

i know bit below the belt

Crazy9000

Comeon guys lets see something besides a variation of "put turkey in comp, take off heatsink, overclock, enjoy baked turkey" . I haven't thought of anything yet myself, but if I do i'll post it.

What would be best is a recipe that would acually work.

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Lovo-style Tropical Turkey with Mango Stuffing

Lovo-PREP

>>Lovo-PREP 1: The Lovo-tower.

Ingredients
2 old steel ATX towers of approximately the same size, non-steel parts removed
(hereafter tower ONE and tower TWO)

Directions
The first step is to combine the towers with the goal of increased depth.

Remove all cages and mounting trays from both tower ONE & tower TWO. Lay tower ONE on its side and remove the left panel. Now remove the right panel from tower TWO. Stack tower TWO atop tower ONE, aligning them as best as possible. Weld or bolt the two towers securely together. Use the extra left panel to patch any large holes such as the PSU bays.

The last step is to create access for the thermal sensor.

Use a drill, dremel, hole-saw or slug buster to punch a hole in the side of the Lovo-tower. Somewhere near the top should suffice. Set the Lovo-tower aside.

>>Lovo-PREP 2: The rocks and sand.

Round up a number of solid, smooth rocks of size roughly equivalent to a small melon. As many as you can fit in a five-gallon bucket. Fill another five-gallon bucket full of dry sand.

>>Lovo-PREP 3: Start a fire.

Using firewood, build a fire within a firepit or large grill. (A bonfire will also work.) I recommend working on Turkey-PREP 1 while you wait for the fire to heat up.

>>Lovo-PREP 4: Cook some rocks.

Add the rocks you collected to the fire and heat them for at least one hour.

Turkey-PREP

>>Turkey-PREP 1: The Tropical Rub

Ingredients
1 boneless Turkey breast, complete (as fresh as possible)
1 Lime, halved
1 Orange, halved
1 Tangerine, halved
Salt and freshly ground pepper
1/4 cup Olive Oil
1 tbs Tomato Paste
1 Garlic Clove, crushed

Directions
Rub the turkey with the halved lime, orange and tangerine, gently squeezing the juices out as you do so. The skin will block the absorbtion of the flavor so be sure to rub under the skin as well. Next, rub the turkey with the salt and freshly ground pepper...use as much or as little as you like. Now place the turkey in refrigeration for two hours. [NOTE: This is a good opportunity to add the rocks to the fire and make the stuffing.]

Remove turkey from refridgeration. Combine Oil, Garlic and Tomato Paste and rub over bird.

>>Turkey-PREP 2: The Mango Stuffing

Ingredients
4 tbs Butter
1 small Onion, finely chopped
4 tbs Macadamia nuts, crushed
50g Bacon, sliced into fine strips
1 large Mango, peeled and chopped
1 tbs freshly-chopped Sage
1 cup Bread Crumbs
1 old contact thermal sensor, stripped

Directions
In a frying pan, melt the butter and gently saute the onion. Add in the Macadamia nuts and Bacon and cook until lightly browned. Transfer mixture from frying pan to large bowl. Add Mango, Sage and Bread Crumbs and mix well. Add additional seasoning to taste.

With the turkey breast skin-side down, place stuffing in the center. Now run the contact end of the thermal sensor to the center of the turkey and fold sides in. Tie firmly with kitchen string at intervals of approximately 2cm.

Wrap turkey in palm fronds or banana leaves, being careful not to wrap up the sensor wire. (Gum leaves will also work.) You are now ready to cook your turkey.

Cooking your Turkey

A: Line the bottom of your Lovo-tower with several inches of the sand you collected earlier. Press it firmly into place such that it is slightly concave.

B: Using tongs or blacksmith/steel worker gloves, carefully remove most of the rocks from the fire and place them on top of the sand.

C: Place your turkey atop the hot rocks, running the other end of the thermal sensor through the hole you punched in your Lovo-tower. Place the remaining hot rocks around the side of your turkey.

D: Pour the rest of the sand on top of your turkey and lock tower TWO's left panel back into place.

E: Connect the thermal sensor to your PC and use your favorite monitoring software to watch your turkey's internal temperature.

F: Once the internal temperature reaches 85C/185F, your turkey is ready to be consumed. Carefully remove the side panel and dig out your creation. Remove and discard the wrapping.

Enjoy.

The Pook

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Damn skippy. Pook can cook. And by that, I can cook comparable to the million of bachelors living out there, or worse. Depends on all how you look at it. Anywho. Pook's culinary downfalls aside, and third person as well -- turkey is easy to make to those who know my uber-leet-ninja-academy secrets. Granted, the only reason I did it was because I have no RAM to OC, but you get turkey.



Step One.

• Aqquire a working system.

The working system can be anything pretty much. The hotter it runs, and the worse cooling it has, the better off it is. I chose an AMD Duron, seeing as it's about as hot as you'll get that's legal in all 53 states. It runs at 1.75v @ 900Mhz stock, but I bumped it up to 1.8v @ 1100Mhz. I'm that good. Made a good candidate mainly because A) Runs hot, B) Along with cockroaches, this computer would survive a damn nuke, C) It has stock cooling, and E), It's a beast.



Step Two.

• Acquire Bowl

This can be quite hard. You can't use paper plates. Well, you can, but you'll die in a house of burning paper plates and a still-in-tact Duron laughing at you for putting paper on a 1.8v CPU. I chose to walk up to my parents, make funny hand gestures about acquiring such a novelty, before running back into my room. I just waited until they went to bed and took one. You can get one however you want, but I must warn you: Be safe, and wear a rubber.



Step Three.

• Acquire Mounting-Apparatus

I used gravity.


Step Four.

• Mount Bowl to HS

No, not HSF. HS. A fan will do nothing but make the bowl spin around really fast when you're trying to cook. Fun, yes; helpful, no. As mentioned, I used a tricky thing called gravity to situate my bowl on the heatsink.




Step Five.

• Put the Super-Secret-Sauce Mixture into Bowl.

Fancy name for butter and seasoned salt. Seasoned salt for the simple reason it's funny to see people make funny faces when they eat your food and are too uncomfortable to tell you that your food sucks.



Step Six.

• Melt Said Substance

Turn on your computer, assuring the bowl is seated firmly by gravity, and that the substance is indeed in the bowl. Hopefully I didn't lose any of you there.


If you were able to match the final product, you have the required brain cells to carry on the rest of the meal. Otherwise, go back to step one. Alternatively, go play in traffic.


Step Seven.

• Find Turkey

For most of us, we do not live on a farm. Even if we did, very few of us would want to go slaughter a turkey. Let alone, very few of us who do live on farms actually have turkeys. I bought mine. Bought a small turkey because I'd be the only one eating it. Everyone else gave it funny looks and said "lolomgrofl" :|




Step Eight.

• Drown Turkey in Sauce

757-622-PETA or 757-622-7382



Step Nine.

• Let Cook

Keep in the bowl with the sauce. Cooking time varies between computer hardware and volts; though for a 1.8v Duron, it took 48 minutes for everything to be steamy and warm.



Step Ten.

• Put on Plate

Take out the turkey and sauce, and put it on a plate. Look at it and take a picture.

Result of Step 10.

Step Eleven.

• Add Dishes, Dress Meal, Serve, Eat.

In the Pook household, well balanced meals are a must, so I added some side dishes to reflect that. You can substitute it for whatever you want, though, fatties.





So, there you have it. Pook's Turkey. If you liked the meal, eat it and leave me alone. If you really liked it, eat it and send me RAM. If you hated it, call PETA on me.

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epic WIN!

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Penicilyn

Hey Pook did that Duron throttle while cooking? (Did old Durons have throttling? I forget...)

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Ran full speed the whole time. Ran about 88C-92C load when I was running Orthos.

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lol.... i had to read this line a few times before it made sense... you kinda lost me there...

I have an idea boiling in my brain here... When i get a moment to breathe from school, i'll show you guys what i have up my sleeve.

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