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It was one of the most sought after applications on the Internet until it was leaked earlier today. And now that it’s out there—and it is all over the place, easily findable by anyone able to use a search engine—we can all move on with our lives. Yes, Microsoft COFEE, the law enforcement tool that mystified so many of us is now available to download.

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Not many stories on this right now... In fact this may be the only one so far. Wait till later today for the poo storm.

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T3h_Ch33z_Muncha

o_O so this is a program that, when loaded onto a flash drive, looks at everything on your computer and decides if it's illegal.

<.<

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theCanadian

That was the misconception. Turns out to be a tool for people who have no clue how to use a computer. Way over-hyped.

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The only difference here is that this time the rod that Apple is shoving up your ass isn't silicone, its a rough wooden shaft. Instead of leaving the customer feeling violated, they are leaving behind bloody splinters. - nathris

bavarianblessed

That doesn't describe it at all. Quoted from Microsoft's site.

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gonX

Oh man, I know of a torrenting site that had almost 1 TB of requests on it. Whoever's filling that is getting some serious ratio.

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alex98uk

I suspect they will track down whoever leaked this and bring hell to their life.

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Evostance

So, we just disable the USB ports via device config..

Officers have no idea how to use a PC to this level hence with they use Cofee so theyre going to have no idea why it isnt working

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Cryptedvick

yawn ...

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theCanadian

What that means is the program auto runs and just collects data for an "expert" to look at later.

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Its gonna be like perana on a rotting cow in there when it happens...I'm looking forward to it. - DIRTYDUCK

The only difference here is that this time the rod that Apple is shoving up your ass isn't silicone, its a rough wooden shaft. Instead of leaving the customer feeling violated, they are leaving behind bloody splinters. - nathris

DaClownie

Hope they don't find my pr0n... :/