On my travels today, I came across one of the most mind bending and soup spewing game in all my years.
It's called DONG DONG NEVER DIE
Right off the bat, I knew I was going to be in for quite the treat, and I was not disappointed. This game will do filthy things to your mind and have you coming back for more.
You have 24 characters, each one more wacky than the last. Everything from really hot Japanese schoolgirls to half naked construction workers with some pants that are way too tight . The creators of this game went all out with these character designs.
Some of them are....
A dude with a giant inner tube who beats you down with Hawaii Power.
A Japanese Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator.
And of course, a double team of nurses.
My personal favorite, is the Russian Breakdancer who just broke out of Chernobyl. He comes with guns, a gas mask, and some of the sickest breakdancing you'll ever see.
Behold his glory.
It's basically a fighting game with different elements of other classic fighters. Street Fighter, King Of Fighters, and Mortal Kombat. Looking at this game, I was expecting it to be hilarious but not so great when it came to gameplay.
I was dead wrong.
The gameplay is INCREDIBLE.
This feels like a professional made and polished game. It's been in development for years and you can tell a lot of work went into balancing the characters and giving it a unique feel. It's both a terrific pick up and play game, but it also has a great amount of depth.
Every hit feels solid, the animation is flawless, and it even has MULTIPLAYER!
People, this is a game that only comes around once in a lifetime. I suggest you close your blinds, surrender your inhibitions, and lose yourself in this hilarious masterpiece.
Oh yeah, and it's fully compatible with gamepads, including the Xbox 360 pad.
Here are the basic controls but every character has tons of special and combo moves. There's a movelist floating around somewhere, but I was able to figure them out fairly quickly
Arrows/WASD = Move, Jump, Block. Double Tap forward to dash.
J= Low Kick
K= High Kick
Edited by frickfrock999 - 10/27/11 at 8:44pm