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[NewScientist] Computer gets TWSS jokes

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Double entendres have been making us laugh since the days of Chaucer and Shakespeare, but up until now computers weren't in on the joke. Chloé Kiddon and Yuriy Brun, two computer scientists at the University of Washington, have developed a system for recognising a particular type of double entendre - the "that's what she said" joke, in which seemingly innocent sentences can be transformed into lewd utterances by appending just four short words.
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This could change the face of the world.
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That's freaking AWESOME. WAYYY better than Watson.
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WAYYY better than Watson.
Thats what she said.
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Originally Posted by TheSubtleKnife View Post
Thats what she said.
<insert troll face here>
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So, wheres the system? Don't tell me they're keeping this to themselves.
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I programmed something similar, it just doesn't have any AI.

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System.out.println("That's what she said!");
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There's already a system in place.

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Just have it search urban dictionary...
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There's already a system in place.
already in place, a thousand years from now
    
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