Thanks for all the help guys. I've figured out, after thinking of how to get away from the soldering idea (lol), that all I simply need to do is get a molex adapter and take the female part off, leaving me to put the yellow and black wires into my stereo connector thingy. I'm pretty sure this should work with no problems. I have a spare molex adapter laying around, but I may wait 'til later in the week when my brother-in-law and I go to hit up Fry's.
Btw, I got this from Performance PC's. They give you the option to let them do all the work for like an extra $8, but I didn't even realize this was a problem because I just saw the thing and bought it.
I learned my lesson...
Lastly, all of you will be rep'd for your contributions, just not while I'm using my phone, lol (this will be the case until Wednesday, at least). I'll stay subscribed to this thread until I work this stuff out AND I rep all of you who've helped (or at least expressed concern), and I think everyone fits that bill thus far. Edited by TheRockMonsi - 5/1/11 at 10:03pm