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shoot 1 portal at the top of a building and another on the ground, and jump inside. =D
    
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post #52 of 99

I thought this would have been posted by now~

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post #53 of 99
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spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccceeeee


Or I'd probably just sell the gun to some science people for a few million and retire.
haha why sell it when you could rob a bank or maybe some rich gangster and they would never know sence you put a portal inside the safe.
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You would push your g/f through the portal back to her parents house and then move to Boston? Thats cold....


LMAOOOOO joking
i never thought of this but not exactly a bad idea, i do that about once ever 1-3 months anyway, except for the portal of course.
 
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post #55 of 99
I have a few ideas:

One, of course, the commute to work. Sure, you commute there, but before you go you leave one end of the portal at home. Easy and fast journey home!

Crapping from my chair would be great.

How about skydiving? Fire one end at the bottom of the plane, jump out, then fire the other end seconds before you hit the floor "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *zip* oh...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
    
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I have a few ideas:

One, of course, the commute to work. Sure, you commute there, but before you go you leave one end of the portal at home. Easy and fast journey home!

Crapping from my chair would be great.

How about skydiving? Fire one end at the bottom of the plane, jump out, then fire the other end seconds before you hit the floor "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *zip* oh...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
i hope you have fast reflexes for when the plane lands, gonna be a short reaction time need to keep from going splat.
 
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if i had a portal gun, i would sell it for mullah and then steal it back
    
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I would create a portal and fire a portal in the portal and watch that portal go in to the portal creating a moving portal that's going through the portals whilst creating further portals into the portals.
Wow this is mind blowing right here.
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#2: Bank jobs sound great but since portals are bi-directional it would suck when S.W.A.T. pour back out through the Orange circle let alone they arent invisible... shooting a portl in a bank might not be the brightest idea LOL
Once you get back through the portal, you have no reason to keep it up, just shoot it somewhere else and they can't follow you.
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post #60 of 99
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if i had a portal gun, i would sell it for mullah and then steal it back
If your ok with stealing why not forget the selling of the portal gun and then stealing it back (much harder when you don't have a portal gun LMAO) ??

Just rob a few drug cartels/ drug dealers / generally all-around bad guys with too much money and call it a day LOL
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