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when... they've never shot film.
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if they dont use macro mode for close up shots on PS cameras
Edited by spice003 - 5/21/11 at 11:28am
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if they dont use macro mode for close up shots
I don't use Macro Mode for close ups.

post #34 of 53
If they try to take a picture with their TV remote.....
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if they dont use macro mode for close up shots
My camera has no macro mode. What do I do?
Edited by GoneTomorrow - 5/20/11 at 7:56pm
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post #36 of 53
OP being the subject of his own mockery--funny stuff.

You know...when you think you know everything about photography.

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when... they've never shot film.
-must be a noob then.
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-must be a noob then.
If you haven't shot film, you haven't lived... without a lighter wallet.
post #38 of 53
when they ask what settings to use for a particular shot then quickly tell you they dont know **** about cameras while you politely tell them how ...

its just annoying >.<
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ive never seen a bunch of "pros" jump down someones throat so quickly before...

i NEVER use a built-in flash during the day, use a kit lens on my camera and i still think megapixel counts directly affects IQ, i guess im a noob.
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If they try to take a picture with their TV remote.....
My iPhone controls my home theater when I want it to, it also takes photos.

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