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post #21 of 43
This game is bad guys . I spent my money on it like a douche .
 
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Best single player game I've ever played. Completed it twice now, try for a third?
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Its a run and gun game with cheesy/dirty puns/jokes guys. What were people expecting.... Half Life, Gears of War, or COD, lol it amazes me that people think the game is trash. Is it a great game, simple answer = No, is it a decent game for the era/game play style it was meant for answer = Yes, but I guess "Haters gonna Hate."
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I don't hear an uptight person who doesn't get the jokes. I hear someone that is pissed about a hollow rehash, but is anyone surprised?
I hear an uptight lame wad who gets offended way too easily, they had the wrong person review this game.
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I hear an uptight lame wad who gets offended way too easily, they had the wrong person review this game.
And the right person wouldn't have found fault with the lame level design, the criticizable gameplay decisions made, etc ? A game's greatness or downfall is not made up of good or bad jokes alone.
 
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How long have all of you been playing games? Seriously.

. . .

Duke3D wasn't all that spectacular when it came out... It had dated graphics, a dated engine and really wasn't all that. DNF finally comes out and you all expect Crysis 3. LMAO. Nubs.
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How long have all of you been playing games? Seriously.

. . .

Duke3D wasn't all that spectacular when it came out... It had dated graphics, a dated engine and really wasn't all that. DNF finally comes out and you all expect Crysis 3. LMAO. Nubs.

Yeah, I'm from the time of the original Duke Nukem, in glorious 2D, from the early nineties, from Apogee software. Even then it was a fun game, but it was more like Commander Keen with a different character and new levels.
 
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How long have all of you been playing games? Seriously.

. . .

Duke3D wasn't all that spectacular when it came out... It had dated graphics, a dated engine and really wasn't all that. DNF finally comes out and you all expect Crysis 3. LMAO. Nubs.
Exactly - I loved D3D because I was like 12 or so, and the jokes and boobs were perfect for me. It's not as good this time around, because I progressed mentally to the equivalent of a 13 or 14 yo.
    
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Yes, the game is average, however I totally did not care as it was Duke talking smack all the time. Every dialogue sequence was hilarious, almost like playing Serious Sam 2 again. Ok, not too much like SS2, but you get the idea.
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Its a run and gun game with cheesy/dirty puns/jokes guys. What were people expecting.... Half Life, Gears of War, or COD, lol it amazes me that people think the game is trash. Is it a great game, simple answer = No, is it a decent game for the era/game play style it was meant for answer = Yes, but I guess "Haters gonna Hate."
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