Alright men, let's get to it! It's the moment you've all been waiting for! You've trained for this moment, you've fought, sweat, and bled for this moment, and now, it's time to take it! Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness! Show no mercy, take no prisoner, fight 'til your last breath, or don't bother trying! Fear? That's your opponent's problem. You will be heartless, you will be ruthless, but most importantly of all, you will be unstoppable!
Without further ado, it's time to begin the 2011 World Championships!
Plenty of time for me to polish my noggin smashing skills.