Okay, I am on vacation out of state(if Kcuestag reads this, HI, I'll be back to game this sunday), and I am seeing nonstop posts about BF3 being a horrid money sucking devil. Here are some things I'm going to rant about, or debunk.
Number 1: "NO MOD TOOLS!!!!:CRYFACE:!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!!ONEZZ!!!!!" Most BF games don't come out with mod tools at first for 1, secondly DICE doesn't own everything the engine uses, and thus can't license it. You know how much that would cost to them? Alot more. Don't give me none of that "Good ol' days". I dare you right now to go play Zork and still have fun, cause if you do I feel bad for you. I could barely play most old shooters save for a few ones, with limited game play. Yes, LoZ:LttP was awesome I still play it all the time to this day, but that was a different time, and the game didn't take as long to produce the graphics. Logic>>>>>
Number 2: "DAY 1DLC HURRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR" RARJAGASKFnSAJERWJANFDJSANDKSANFJKDSGBHEWABRH! This is the most stupid thing I heard, Kirkland is being RELEASED AFTER THE GAME, not the same day, not even the same week as far as we know.
Number 3: "WHINE ORIGIN IS SO BAD! WHINE, STEAM IS SO GOOD!!!1!!!" Whine some more, I was in this boat aswell, till I used Origin and liked it. Valve as screwed us PC gamers many times. Gabe sits there and eats a whole Buffet to himself instead of working on Episode 3/HL3. Portal 2 was dumbed down and was no where near Portal 1 levels, while fun, wasn't the same. Valve brought us so many crappy Portal fans. Valve also made L4D2 and charged full price for that, then was HEAVILY boycotted(you all probably joined that) till they said they'd stick to the promise of bringing DLC to L4D1, and even then they made L4D1 a dead game with DLC in L4D2. Valve screws people over too, always have, always will. Capitalism baby, like it or go back to commie pinkoland where you can't buy things and have choices like you can here(Note pinko isn't offensive, been called it many times myself, and as an ex-warsaw pact native, I know what it was like, it was ****).
Number 4: "WHINE EA IS JUST GOING FOR MONEY!" Okay, so is Microsoft, Valve, Bobby Kotick and his spawn of daemons, Blizzard(they are his spawn now, so meh), Apple(more than anyone), that guy in Mexico and Latin America with monopolies on phone companies, Warren Buffet, The Communists, The Capitalists, The GOP, The Democratic Party, North American Football players, The owners of the NFL and Canadian NAFB teams, The owners of baseball teams, Baseball Players, Basket ball players and their Team owners, Walmart, Target, Best buy, Newegg, Tigerdirect, HP, Dell, AMD, Intel, Ibuycyberpower(or whatever their name is), Powercolour, Sapphire, EVGA(more than the rest), Gigabyte, ASUS, nVidia. Want me to go on? Ohhh yeah, one last person, YOU ARE OUT FOR MONEY TOO! Even hippies that lived in communes made money. Go watch south park, FFS two guys who met in Colorado get all this, make a famous show that millions watch, make point outs to this stuff, and only 10 people really get it. Money makes the world go around, always has, always will. If not money, other services.
Number 5: "BC3 BC3 BC3 BC3" ***, THIS IS BF3 NOT BC3! ARAKBGJSABFJSABDHASGSAJFSAJDASBDHASBDSADHAS!
That's all I can write now, maybe I'll come back with more, cause I took a little too much Ambien and I'm seeing people again and want to sleep and have more weird dreams about Robert Smith and me doing odd things(non-sexual), and like earlier, me and Drew Barrymore eating popcorn.
If you are offended, here is some KaRa to cheer you up, you Pretty Girls :