I modified another older joke. I'm in for the RAM.
A bit long so I enclosed it.
How many OCN forum members does it take to change from an AMD graphics card to an NVIDIA graphics card? (or vise versa)
1 to post a new thread about he upgraded his graphics card, and how NVIDIA is so superior to AMD
14 to share similar experiences of changing over to an NVIDIA graphics card, and how they should have stuck with AMD
7 to caution about the dangers of changing graphics cards without properly removing the old drivers
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing graphics card brands
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "graphics card" or "video card" ...
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "graphics processing unit"
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "graphics card" is perfectly correct
109 to post that this topic is not about the correct term for graphics cards and to please take this discussion to an English forum
203 to demand that cross posting to the computer hardware forum, off-topic forum, and graphics card groups about changing graphics card brands be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this thread saying that we all use graphics cards and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this topic
306 to debate which graphics card is superior, where to buy the best graphics card, what brand of graphics card works best for what benchmarks, and what brands are faulty (XFX discussions ...
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different graphics cards
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this topic which makes graphics cards in general relevant to this group
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the AMD vs NVIDIA controversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the graphics card FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on best graphics cards before posting questions about which is best"
12 to randomly bring up how Apple is overpriced, and for sheeple
5 to ask "But can it run Crysis???!11 LOLZ"
2 to say "That was funny 3 years ago..."
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
1 mod to finally kill the thread with fire, and to issue multiple infractions.