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Yo mama's so stupid, when she sees a rainbow, she thinks it's a skittles bag.

In.
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Did you know red LEDs make your computer hotter?
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Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, catch up!
I love me some "Pulp" Fiction... hahaha
post #54 of 149
Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"
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Error, no keyboard detected. Press F1 to continue.

My old IBM booting up...
post #56 of 149
Kinda lame but I guess....

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.

Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm.

They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them. The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.

The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.

IN!
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Whoa, link is somewhat NSFW.
Not if your google image search is set to strict like mine
    
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post #58 of 149
Your mom is like a shotgun, one c.o.c.k. and she blows! lol

I called your boyfriend gay the other day, then he hit me with his purse! lol

In please!!! (None of these are meant towards you, they are just funny jokes)
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In!
Sexist Joke Warning:
What do you call the useless piece of skin around the vagina?
A woman.
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Three men are walking in the jungle. They are attacked by an angry cannibalistic tribe! The tribe elder says that they are going to skin them and use their hides. They say to the first man that they are going to make him into a drum but he can have one item. He asks for a gun and kills himself. They tell the second man they are going to skin him and make him into clothes. They offer him any item, and he asks for a knife and slits his throat. They tell the third man they are going to make his hide into a canoe and offer him any item. He asks for a fork. They hand it to him and he runs off stabbing himself yelling "I'd like to see you float this!"

Also,
Sexist joke :O
A woman is hit by a car. Whos fault is it?
The driver! Cars don't belong in the kitchen!

Edited by Cavus - 8/18/11 at 10:47pm
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