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Sorry, these are funny to me lol

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Originally Posted by Tom Lightbown

Reports are coming in that doctors tried reviving him but it turns out that the defibrillator required flash.

An apple a day kept the doctor away... and killed him.

He died of pancreatic cancer. PC killed him.

So there were these 2 cancer cells. One said to the other "Hey, let's get jobs."

Steve would be alive right now, but the life support system had one major problem: it assumed it couldn't get viruses because it ran off MacOS.

Why can't Steve Jobs download songs from iTunes? Because he's dead.

If Steve Jobs were dead, he'd be Steve Jobs.

Once again, Apple have put in a lot of effort and come out with something even thinner and lighter than before. Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs' immune system: It just works.

Don't worry they will release a new Steve Jobs in 6 months.

Finally laid to rest in a sleek white casket, the late Steve Jobs is surrounded by mourners in a massive cathedral. As the afternoon sunlight shines down on him through intricate stained glass revealing a beautiful spectrum of colors, Mr. Jobs will be remembered in death as he was in life. Overshadowed by windows.

Steve died as he lived, according to the design philosophy of the Apple concern: If one part fails, it's all going to hell.

I like to think there's a bit of Steve Jobs in all of us.
Especially your sister who uses her iphone as a vibrator.

I don't know if Steve Jobs will get into heaven...
God is a bit touchy about Apples.

They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed.

Steve Jobs isn't really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.

Steve Jobs says, "The only way Apple devices will get Flash is over my dead body."
So, Apple devices will have Flash by the end of next month.

Steve Jobs' funeral is expected to cost around $200,000.
Samsung have just announced they'll do it for $200.

If Steve Jobs bites the dust soon, someone just needs to hold his belly button down for 5 seconds and he'll be fine.

Steve Jobs cannot die.
We all own one of his Horcruxes.

Steve Jobs says, "The only way Apple devices will get Flash is over my dead body."
Flash 1-0 Steve Jobs

I think Steve Jobs was asking for it in truth.
With the amazing GPS feature on the iphone 4, it wasn't going to take the grim reaper much effort to find him.

It's a little known fact that Steve Jobs has a brother called Han.

Steve Jobs is going to be buried, there's a gap for that

I started to write about Steve Jobs, then all the good jokes were taken.
That's iRonic.

Apple announce the iPhone 4S.
Steve Jobs dies.
Guess God wanted the 5 too...

BBC News: " Steve Jobs, Apple 'visionary', dies aged 56"
Obama: "Steve was among the greatest of American innovators - brave enough to think differently, bold enough to believe he could change the world, and talented enough to do it"
Bill Gates: "For those of us lucky enough to get to work with him, it's been an insanely great honour. I will miss Steve immensely."
Google Android Team: "Lol."

With all these jokes you guys are making, Steve Jobs must be spinning in his grave.
And that's how you make apple turnover.

Steve Jobs is dead, does anyone have a charger?

Edited by Sean Webster - 10/9/11 at 7:35pm
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Sorry, these are funny to me lol
Lol IMO It's never too soon Cheers for amazing grim sense of humor, like mine
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And a Full HD monitor.
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Probably the funniest video I've ever seen.

http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/s...hantom-menace/
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Only thing that actually made me laugh so far is:
1. My own avatar.
2. Some of those steve jobs jokes.
    
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Steve Jobs died of pancreatic cancer. I always new PC's would be the death of him.


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Only thing that actually made me laugh so far is:
1. My own avatar.
2. Some of those steve jobs jokes.
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Am I too late? I'd like to participate
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