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Quote:
Two whales walk into a bar.

The first whale says to the other, "WOOOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

The second whale says, "Shut up Steve, you're drunk."
Regardless of whether I win or not, I plan to give back to this wonderful community in a week or so.
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post #12 of 35
This is a dirty joke, but its one that was told to me when I was just a kid, I must've been somewhere around 8-10. My next door neighbor had tons of these joke stories (all of them dirty ofcoarse, no idea how he remembered all the stories...he was seriously a living database). Anyways, always thought it was one of the funniest:

A "city-boy" ventured out and bought himself a farm-house. He needed some animals for the farm and inquired at the neighbor's place. The old farmer agreed to sell some animals and the two walked through the yard.

The city-boy pointed and asked, "What kind of animal is that?"
"Well," said the farmer, "that is a ****, which you city folks call a rooster."
"Ok, I'll take one of them," said the city boy. He pointed to another animal, and the farmer told him, "That one is a pullet, or what you call a chicken."
"I'll take it," said the city boy.

"You will also need a hard working animal to help you with the chores, so I'll sell you this ass, or mule."
The city-boy agreed.

"The mule might give you problems being stubborn 'n all and lie down on you," informed the farmer. "If you scratch his belly really good, he'll get up."

As the city-boy is heading home, a beautiful girl is approaching. All of a sudden, the mule lies down and refuses to move. The girl hurries over and asks if she can help.
"Yeah," exclaimed the city-boy, "You can grab my **** & pullet while I reach around and scratch my ass.
    
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post #13 of 35
Lettuce know when we can tell vegetable jokes.

The awkward moment when Bruno Mars is too lazy to catch a grenade for you cause he is having a lazy day.
Edited by grandestfail9190 - 10/30/11 at 10:33pm
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post #14 of 35
not really interested in the freebies, good luck to everyone else

however:
Did you know that chuck norris was in the original Star Wars movies?

He is the force
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post #15 of 35

A skeleton walks into the bar and the Bartender says, "What can I get for you?" the Skeleton says, I'll take a beer and a towel.



Also, for lulz


Edited by Ghost23 - 10/30/11 at 11:14pm
    
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post #17 of 35
Well since I am building a new SB rig, I am donating my current case, mobo, CPU and CPU cooler to my church for our youth room. All these items would be an excellent addition to the build.

Joke:
A guy walks into a bar.
"Ouch!"

Thanks
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post #18 of 35
I had a dream of a tornado forming in a waterpark (I was told tornados come from water when I was a kid, and they are common in Texas as well) in a Texas waterpark I was visiting. It turned everyone to stone, and then everyone died.
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post #19 of 35
So I have a friend thats a Jehova's Witness. He got mad at me one day because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him

Umm, the very last time I got in a trip with the semi-good stuff, I was next to a camp fire. I can swear to you that the fire kept getting bigger and smaller like... it had a mind of its own...
post #20 of 35
I once dreamt that I was going down a plughole in the kitchen sink.

I deserve to win this because I want to be kind, and upgrade my parents rig. They currently have the keyboard and mouse their PC came with (in 2005), a VGA webcam of the same era, and no fans inside the case. I could add a 140mm fan to it. Then use the sound card in my rig and the other fan in my upcoming server build.

I know I'm in the UK, I will gladly pay postage though. If you don't want to ship to the UK, that's OK.
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