Overclock.net › Forums › Overclock Marketplace › Freebies › [Xbox] Gears 3 Green Liquid Metal Weapon Skin Code
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

[Xbox] Gears 3 Green Liquid Metal Weapon Skin Code

post #1 of 22
Thread Starter 
Winner: youra6

Got two from Jack in the Box so I'll give one away. Weapon skin pack for 5 weapons for multiplayer.

-Rules-
  • Only 1 post is allowed per user
  • Provide 1 funny joke for me

Ends November 2nd @ 7pm pacific

I will have a doc of all the users and use some website to randomly choose a winner.

Please no JPG's from Google....
Edited by NuclearSlurpee - 11/2/11 at 9:49pm
post #2 of 22
Thread Starter 
nobody?
post #3 of 22
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Thanks smile.gif
post #4 of 22
Julia Gillard.

That's the joke. In tongue.gif?
post #5 of 22
I opened my front door earlier to a bunch of hyper kids. They started screaming:

''Trick or treat, trick or treat, give us something good to eat; if you don't we don't care, we'll pull down your underwear!''

...as I slowly put the sweets back in my pocket.
My System
(17 items)
 
  
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
[i7 2600k - 5.XGHz @ X.XXv] [ASUS P8P67 Pro B3] [2x MSI 7970s in Crossfire @ 1125/1650] [8GB G.Skill Ripjaws X 2x4GB] 
Hard DriveHard DriveCoolingCooling
[2TB Hitachi] [Crucial M4 SSD 64GB] [Antec Kuhler H20 920] [Lian-Li BZ BZ-502B] 
CoolingOSMonitorKeyboard
[G.Skill Turbulence II RAM Cooler] [Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit] [2x BenQ XL2410T @ 120Hz] [Razer Lycosa] 
PowerCaseMouseMouse Pad
[Corsair AX1200] [Silverstone Raven RV02-EW] [Razer DeathAdder] [Razer Goliathus] 
  hide details  
Reply
My System
(17 items)
 
  
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
[i7 2600k - 5.XGHz @ X.XXv] [ASUS P8P67 Pro B3] [2x MSI 7970s in Crossfire @ 1125/1650] [8GB G.Skill Ripjaws X 2x4GB] 
Hard DriveHard DriveCoolingCooling
[2TB Hitachi] [Crucial M4 SSD 64GB] [Antec Kuhler H20 920] [Lian-Li BZ BZ-502B] 
CoolingOSMonitorKeyboard
[G.Skill Turbulence II RAM Cooler] [Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit] [2x BenQ XL2410T @ 120Hz] [Razer Lycosa] 
PowerCaseMouseMouse Pad
[Corsair AX1200] [Silverstone Raven RV02-EW] [Razer DeathAdder] [Razer Goliathus] 
  hide details  
Reply
post #6 of 22
Two fish are in a tank. one fish turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?"
Mugendramon
(18 items)
 
  
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
i5 4670k ASrock Z87 Extreme6 R9 290 Crossfire Samsung 8GB DDR3 2133mhz 
Hard DriveHard DriveCoolingCooling
WD Black 1T Samsung Spinpoint F3 1 TB EK Supreme HF Rev 2.0  HW GTX 360 Rad 
CoolingOSMonitorPower
EK Acetal waterblock W7 64 bit Yamakasi Catleap Q270 2560x1440p Corsair AX850 
CaseAudio
Corsair 800D Creative Titanium HD  
  hide details  
Reply
Mugendramon
(18 items)
 
  
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
i5 4670k ASrock Z87 Extreme6 R9 290 Crossfire Samsung 8GB DDR3 2133mhz 
Hard DriveHard DriveCoolingCooling
WD Black 1T Samsung Spinpoint F3 1 TB EK Supreme HF Rev 2.0  HW GTX 360 Rad 
CoolingOSMonitorPower
EK Acetal waterblock W7 64 bit Yamakasi Catleap Q270 2560x1440p Corsair AX850 
CaseAudio
Corsair 800D Creative Titanium HD  
  hide details  
Reply
post #7 of 22
A man walking along a California beach, overlooking the Pacific ocean, was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud to himself, "Lord, please grant me one wish". All of a sudden, the sky clouded and a booming voice answering his plead, "Because you have tried to be a faithful man, I will grant you only one wish." The man, astounded, asked gracefully, "Lord, I wish for you to build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime my heart so desires."

The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. All of the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The amount of concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".

The man thought hard for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"

God thought for a moment, just thinking and thinking. After a few minutes God replied, "So, how many lanes did you want on that bridge?"

biggrin.gif
post #8 of 22
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smo;15534892 
I opened my front door earlier to a bunch of hyper kids. They started screaming:

''Trick or treat, trick or treat, give us something good to eat; if you don't we don't care, we'll pull down your underwear!''

...as I slowly put the sweets back in my pocket.

This is the best one haha!
post #9 of 22
Two penguins walk into a bar, which is stupid because the second one should have seen it.
Proteus
(17 items)
 
 
Ordinary Toaster
(10 items)
 
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
i5 2500k P67 Extreme 4 Gen 3 GTX 780 16GB Kingston HyperX Beast 
Hard DriveOptical DriveCoolingCooling
Crucial BX200 Cheap something that writes DVD-RW Hyper 212 Evo Cooler Master SickleFlow 120 
OSMonitorKeyboardPower
Windows 10 Pro 2x Asus VW246H Corsair Strafe MX Brown Corsair HX650 
CaseMouseMouse PadAudio
Thermaltake Commander MS-I Epic Edition SteelSeries Sensei RAW SteelSeries QCK Altec Lansing BXR1221 
Audio
Sentey Symph GS-4531 
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
Intel Core 2 Duo T9550 ASUS Nvidia GTX 260m 4 GB 
Hard DriveOSMonitorMonitor
Scorpio Blue 750GB Windows 7 1366x768 Epson projector 
Mouse
Logitech M305 
CPUMotherboardRAMHard Drive
I5 650 Intel DH57JG 8gb generic 750gb Scorpio Blue 
Hard DriveCoolingCoolingOS
3tb Caviar Green Cooler Master SickleFlow 120 Stock Intel Cooler Debian 8 
PowerCase
Cheap generic 450w Some cheap junk I had lying around 
  hide details  
Reply
Proteus
(17 items)
 
 
Ordinary Toaster
(10 items)
 
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
i5 2500k P67 Extreme 4 Gen 3 GTX 780 16GB Kingston HyperX Beast 
Hard DriveOptical DriveCoolingCooling
Crucial BX200 Cheap something that writes DVD-RW Hyper 212 Evo Cooler Master SickleFlow 120 
OSMonitorKeyboardPower
Windows 10 Pro 2x Asus VW246H Corsair Strafe MX Brown Corsair HX650 
CaseMouseMouse PadAudio
Thermaltake Commander MS-I Epic Edition SteelSeries Sensei RAW SteelSeries QCK Altec Lansing BXR1221 
Audio
Sentey Symph GS-4531 
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
Intel Core 2 Duo T9550 ASUS Nvidia GTX 260m 4 GB 
Hard DriveOSMonitorMonitor
Scorpio Blue 750GB Windows 7 1366x768 Epson projector 
Mouse
Logitech M305 
CPUMotherboardRAMHard Drive
I5 650 Intel DH57JG 8gb generic 750gb Scorpio Blue 
Hard DriveCoolingCoolingOS
3tb Caviar Green Cooler Master SickleFlow 120 Stock Intel Cooler Debian 8 
PowerCase
Cheap generic 450w Some cheap junk I had lying around 
  hide details  
Reply
post #10 of 22
A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey, could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"

In! biggrin.gif
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Freebies
Overclock.net › Forums › Overclock Marketplace › Freebies › [Xbox] Gears 3 Green Liquid Metal Weapon Skin Code