As subtle as a punch in the mouth, Serious Sam 3: BFE is an action-game anachronism that arrived in a gory explosion of circle-strafing, health packs and a trigger you may as well just tape down.
"Consoles are definitely an important part of our plans," he continued. "We're a great PC development house and our tech was first built with that in mind but we know there are a lot of Serious Sam fans out there clamoring for a console version and we don't want to leave them out."
Parker, for his part, was a little more succinct. "I'm up to my eyeballs in straight cash, homie," he said. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pick up my velvet-covered jet skis from the repair shop. Peace, nerds."