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A man walks into a bar and blows himself up. Everybody dies.
post #42 of 111
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
post #43 of 111
Time for some cheesy and anti-jokes:


What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Philoppe.


I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.


My friends all laughed when I said I wanted to become a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.


Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes?
Because he uses the finest quality ingredients.


How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his dinner before it was cool.


Did you hear about the hippy that drowned at the beach today?
The lifeguards tried to save him but he was too far out.

Two whales walk into a bar.
The first whale says to the other, "WOOOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
The second whale says, "Shut up Steve, you're drunk."
post #44 of 111
I asked sodium if he wanted to hear a joke....
'Na', he replied.
post #45 of 111
Quote:
Originally Posted by turtleslikejohn View Post

They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed.

Steve Jobs isn't really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.

Once again, Apple have put in a lot of effort and come out with something even thinner and lighter than before. Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs' immune system: It just works.

All these Steve Jobs jokes. It's too Zune for that.
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I have a bunsack. The man asked why. I replied because it sacks off like a bun.
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Two hunters are on a trip and all is going well until one is attacked by a bear. The other calls 911 and asks the person who answers:

-I think my friend is dead, what do I do?
-First, you need to make sure he's dead.
The person hears nothing for a moment except a gun shot.

-Ok, he's dead. Now what?
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lol jk XD
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The average human has one fallopian tube.

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