Originally Posted by IcyPimpHand
Wow. You would an awesome dealer. You just made me want to buy some fairy dust. Just think of all the other stuff you could sell!
Would you like to buy this special
dirt I have? It has pure crystals mixed in with gold flakes (24K too, we don't cheap out), lightly mixed minerals and a top-drawer solid-based solar-infused chlorophyll seeded mulch grain. We have a very special method of production for the chlorophyll to make it solidify and enhanced from a liquid state.
What can you do with this dirt?
That's best answered with two words: endless possibilities
You can eat it - the gold, minerals, and chlorophyll will enhance your physical abilities, immune system, and psychic abilities. (Not recommended for use in a 'rave' environment.)
You can use it to plant your favorite vegetables - imagine the sweetest or spiciest bell peppers to ever brush the very delicate taste buds you have. Carrots? Think the most flavorful carrot cake you've ever had - it's that amazing this dirt.
You can even play with it. Endless hours of fun sifting the gold out.
However I recommend the fairy dust, it's pretty popular.