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3 shipwrecked guys land to a lost island after an incident.
In the first days they desperately try to find some food, but besides some fruit nothing else seems to be found.
After a while they decide that the only way to survice would be cutting themselves apart, and eating their own bodies.
The first one proceed to cut his arm, and let everyone eat it. After all, he could still survive...
The following day it's the turn of another one, which wisely decides to cut his leg. It was a big sacrifice but survival was the priority.
Third day, last guy. He proceeds to take off his pants, and the other 2 excited say: "Aaah, today it's salami!!!".
Careless, the man replies... "No no no... today... it's YOGURT!"

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Q:-What is The Dopeler effect ?
A:-It’s the effect of stupid ideas sounding more reasonable the faster they come at you
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A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"

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I wanted to tell a chemistry joke here, but I realized all the good ones argon.
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Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.

Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.
When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy.

A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

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How about we skip the jokes and stories and take your Cadillac to the bar, the beers are on me for the game. Oh can you invite some women? smile.gif

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