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So, instead of just quoting people;

Attention those not understanding the obvious humor/chuck norris jokes:

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post #42 of 96
Quote:
Originally Posted by HybridCore View Post

*cough* *cough*
Bruce Lee.

*Cough* *Cough*

IP Man

IP Man > Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris
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post #43 of 96
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis158 View Post

Chuck Norris can play crysis, Without a computer

I've got to write that one down. thumb.gif
   
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post #44 of 96
Quote:
Originally Posted by mott555 View Post

Chuck Norris's beard can type 140 wpm.
Chuck Norris's monitor has no glare...nothing glares at Chuck Norris and lives.


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post #45 of 96
Quote:
Originally Posted by mott555 View Post

Chuck Norris jokes are so funny even Chuck Norris laughs.
Lol, that was a silly one. biggrin.gif
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis158 View Post

Chuck Norris can play crysis, Without a computer
lachen.gif

I love reading Chuck Norris quotes!
 
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post #46 of 96
Liam Neeson > Chuck Norris.
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post #47 of 96
Chuck Norris is lame. Seriously guys, the original Chuck Norris jokes were sarcastic.
post #48 of 96
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksireaper View Post

Liam Neeson > Chuck Norris.

Really, I think not. Proof google search chucknorris as one word CHUCK NORRIS > liam who?
nochucknorris
Quote:
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you.
Try a different person.
Try someone less dangerous.
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post #49 of 96
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrFPS View Post

Really, I think not. Proof google search chucknorris as one word CHUCK NORRIS > liam who?
nochucknorris
Quote:
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
Run, before he finds you.
Try a different person.
Try someone less dangerous.

If that were a real google easter egg it would be much better. but unfortunately

Quote:
This page is an unauthorized parody and has no affiliation with Google nor Chuck Norris.
Created by Arran Schlosberg
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post #50 of 96
Quote:
Originally Posted by PappaSmurfsHarem View Post

If that were a real google easter egg it would be much better. but unfortunately
Quote:
This page is an unauthorized parody and has no affiliation with Google nor Chuck Norris.
Created by Arran Schlosberg

Google search "find chuck norris" press [I'm feeling lucky]

You were saying?
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