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post #1 of 19
5/21/12 at 6:19pm
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Hey peoples, I'm gonna give away some D3 guest passes!

Requirements

  • Have 5 Rep
  • Be OCN Member for 1 month
  • Tell me what 7x7^2 = ???

What you have to do is tell me the funniest joke, whoever tells me the funniest jokes wins a pass, I have 3 so there are 3 winners!
Keep it clean thumb.gif


0 Keys remain, thanks for all who played
Edited by Totimoshi - 5/24/12 at 9:56am
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5/21/12 at 6:24pm
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


smile.gif

Ive been really jonesin to try Diablo.

ps: 7*7^2=196 Math Fail (2 Jokes in 1 post)

as its reads =2401
Edited by Hatchet - 5/21/12 at 6:30pm
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5/21/12 at 6:28pm
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how about 7*7^2= 343

what do you call a two legged dog?

doesn't matter he wont come to you anyway.
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5/21/12 at 7:31pm
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7x7^2=343

 

 

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"

 

Blitz6804: Source posts deleted, post adjusted accordingly.

post #5 of 19
5/21/12 at 7:49pm
>9000


There once was an old preacher by the name of William. Now William would travel town to town spreading the word. One Sunday morning he found himself in front of a crew of people that just didn't seem to want to hear what he was saying. He thought he might play it safe, and talk about the forgiveness that the Good Lord provides to sinners. It came time for ol' William to pass his hat around for the offering. When it returned, there was only 2 pennies inside. An elder of the church looked inside William's hat and handed it back to him.
"Sorry sir, we can be a bit tight at times,"
"Oh, that's alright," relied William,
"I'm just glad I got my hat back."
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post #6 of 19
5/21/12 at 11:01pm
7x7^2 = 7^4 ... he didnt ask what 7*7^2 was, just multiply the integers tongue.gif

not my joke, stolen from my favorite dead comedian, but relevant to the situation.

I saw a billboard for the lottery. It said, "Estimated lottery jackpot 55 million dollars." I did not know that was estimated. That would suck if you won and they said, "Oh, we were off by two zeroes. We estimate that you are angry."

common lotto.
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post #7 of 19
5/22/12 at 6:14am
Math answer is a Googolplex. 10^10^100. And yes, it is > 9000.

Joke: Computers are like air conditioning. Everything works great until you open Windows.
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5/22/12 at 7:52am
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7x7^2=343


A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.


He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."


With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She said, "He sure is."


Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."


With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...

Aha omg that's actually pretty funny! Okay you win one, ill PM you the code when I get home from school thumb.gif2 more left
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5/22/12 at 8:33am
7x7^2=343

A joke, hmm...

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
Edited by Blk - 5/22/12 at 8:40am
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5/22/12 at 1:31pm
343 smile.gif
Two hydrogen (H) atoms walk into a bar..
One says, “ Omg, I think I’ve lost an electron !!”
The other says, “oh dude are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”
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