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post #11 of 19
5/22/12 at 4:48pm
343
Keeping it Simple: What do you call a sweating dog? A Hot dog.
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post #12 of 19
5/22/12 at 4:52pm
Just go into bnet, log in, DL Diablo 3 and play the starter editon. Everyone can do it.
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post #13 of 19
5/22/12 at 4:57pm
lol... ill give it a try (i hope more then 1 joke is ok, as i have a few tongue.gif)
may offend some people, but they are prity funny (Click to show)
where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP

and this one isnt mine, but it made me laugh prity hard tongue.gif

700

how do you plan a party in space?
you planet


EDIT: i just remembered a great one... ill use this as my joke smile.gif

there are a few angels of very holy men in heaven. God tells them that they have all been too good, and must go commit a sin, so that they even knows what it feels like. five days pass and the first angel returns crying. God asks him what he did, and the angel says, "I tripped a blind man, and it felt horrible." God gives him a pat on the back, and tells him to take a drink of the holy water to cleanse himself. another day passes and the second angel returns looking depressed. God asks him what he did, and the angel says, "i stole money from the poor, and now they are even hungrier." God replies by saying, "Im glad you now know what a sin feels like, now please take a drink of the holy water to cleanse yourself." The second angel does so without a sound. This routine goes on for a few days, and finally God tuns to the last angel who has been laughing hysterically in the corner for a couple of days. God inquires, "what have you done that you find so funny?" the last angel composes himself, and replies, "why, i pissed in the holy water of coarse"


you may find it a little offensive, but i laugh every time i hear it, cause that last angle would be me rolleyes.gif

EDIT2: and the answer is 343 smile.gif
Edited by eskamobob1 - 5/22/12 at 6:23pm
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post #14 of 19
5/23/12 at 6:23pm
343

Joke:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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post #15 of 19
5/23/12 at 6:30pm
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Originally Posted by sasuke256 View Post

343 smile.gif
Two hydrogen (H) atoms walk into a bar..
One says, “ Omg, I think I’ve lost an electron !!”
The other says, “oh dude are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”
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Aha thats pretty funny x) Sending PM for Code Only 1 left wink.gif
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5/23/12 at 6:41pm
Second tries allowd?
Two fish are in a tank, and one says "bet you didnt think I could drive this thing."
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post #17 of 19
5/24/12 at 3:11am
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Aha thats pretty funny x) Sending PM for Code Only 1 left wink.gif
Thanks smile.gif
Edit: Still waiting for my PM ? rolleyes.gif
Edited by sasuke256 - 5/24/12 at 4:41am
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5/24/12 at 9:20am
one of my friend ask me how do i download more ram?
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5/24/12 at 9:55am
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one of my friend ask me how do i download more ram?

Are you actually serious x) Oh i'm sorry that made me laugh pretty damn hard lachen.gif
You win the last pass, I'll send you the pass when I get home from school at 3:00PM EST thumb.gif








Thank you for all the laughs everyone it was fun! Congratulations to the winners! thumb.gif
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