Mm I have so many stories, il have to settle for a quick one
A few year back I was driving towards my at the time GF's house and Im stuck at a red light and decide what I need to do more than Anything in the world, at that exact Moment, was the roll my window down, and Hock a Loogie out window.
Poor guy, Driving a nice newer car just so happened to have caught that loogie. Partially splattering on the WIndshield / door side so the guy's arm got hit a Little, so gross.
The guy never came back, but this Biker dude behind me who btw, looked really stupid, Starts yellin at me about spitting so as we start drving again I spit out the window, yah I know, real dikish but I was 19, nothing new there.
Dude Follows me to my Girl house and proceeds to get off his bike, which appeared to be tough for him to do. At this point I should let you all know that this guy was like a midget Rosie O'Donnel
but with this Mustache
He seemed pretty short maybe a few inches over 5 not entirely sure, but this fool must have been thinking some funny thoughts, he has no idea who I am , just that I am driving a small 98 Civic LX, not a very large car. So this poor pudgy bastid had no clue
he finally gets off the bike, Helmet in hand, as I effortlessly step out of my Car, musta looked like horror movie, my 6'1 250 lb well built self (At the time lol!!!) loomed over him even from that distance.
Lets just say he was back on that Bike faster than he got off it. since I had a prime Loogie ready for his Mustache.
Moral of the Story, well, I guess this story had a lack of morals. Dont wear Fake Leather lookin like like an Oompa loompa actin tough.
Edited by StormX2 - 8/29/12 at 8:01am
I should have clarified GMT.... You can share with the community if you wish, you never know you could change my mind 
