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How to destroy your 8800gtx...

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Pics to come!!!

Step 1: Get excited as you see your pc awaiting your return from Fry's.
Step 2: Place video card on glass table.
Step 3: Ignore whining toddler son (come on, Iget him for 18 years, I only get this chance once in an upgrade! j/k)
Step 4: Turn back to now angry, ignored toddler.
Step 5: Panic after removing previous outdated video card due to lack of knowledge of location of 8800gtx
Step 6: Search, search, search!!!
Step 7: Express every vile word under breath with a smile as your son looks at you with a gratified smirk of accomplishment because he now has your attention via placing your brand new 8800gtx in the toilet.
Step 8: Kill self...
    
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post #2 of 35
lol
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Thread Starter 
my son learned how to water cool a gpu yesterday.
    
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Oooohhhh...........
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post #5 of 35
No Way!

The toilet? Arghh.. break out the hair-dryer.
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post #6 of 35
Quote:
Originally Posted by Syrillian View Post
No Way!

The toilet? Arghh.. break out the hair-dryer.
LOL
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post #7 of 35
Hahahahhaha!! well you have 30 days to return it,so thats good
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post #8 of 35
You forgot:

Step 9: Begin looking for suitable casket for toddler.
    
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post #9 of 35
LOL OUCH!!! Man thats terrible!
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post #10 of 35
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I shall return it to fry's, dry of course, and explain I plan on getting a more expensive, oh wait, it's the most expensive one... I will explain I want two gts', then they will test it out in front of me, see that it doesn't work, and get a nice, shiny new one in exchange. Repair does not see you after you leave their station. Cashiers know nothing there. I hope this works.
    
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