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Originally Posted by Lee Hutchinson 
Dean Kamen has been responsible for a whole slew of inventions, some beneficial and some less so. The latest creation with his name on it, described in a patent application filed on January 3 of this year, falls more into the "less so" category.

The patent application, titled "APPARATUS FOR TREATING OBESITY BY EXTRACTING FOOD," describes a device and method for sticking a tube into a person's stomach and allowing them to eat whatever they want, and then to eject the masticated but undigested food into a convenient toilet. The idea is to reduce the amount of calories your body absorbs by yanking the food out of your stomach, after you've enjoyed eating it but before it makes its way into your digestive tract.

Have your cake and then squirt it out of your body with new stomach pump


I'll admit, I posted this mostly because it's just plain weird.
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TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!
    
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yeah mm...
I just see superhero font letters spelling out "Bulimia 2000"
 
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Quote:
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TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!

lol...
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post #5 of 103
Sounds like a high tech gadget for bulimics...no longer have to use your fingers.
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All the drinking and none of the bloating.


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post #7 of 103
Quote:
Originally Posted by muels7 View Post

Sounds like a high tech gadget for bulimics...no longer have to use your fingers.

Realistically, this is a much better alternative. Throwing up every day is horrible for your throat/teeth due to the stomach acid.

That being said, I'm sure there's a better way to loose weight lol. Are you going to walk around with this tube always in your stomach? That doesn't sound like a great idea... If not, then you'd have to regularly put the tube back down, which seems bad too.
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They ought to do some benchmark, comparing this with regular Bulimia, Diarrea, Prune addiction and sli/cross fire.
Sure they'd have to overwater the testsubject for the diarreah benches and the throat will probably bottleneck the bulimia tests.
 
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They ought to do some benchmark, comparing this with regular Bulimia, Diarrea, Prune addiction and sli/cross fire.
Sure they'd have to overwater the testsubject for the diarreah benches and the throat will probably bottleneck the bulimia tests.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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You would just have a drain plug-like watercooling-lol
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