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post #21 of 103
What!?, Now I can eat my cake twice! COUNT ME IN!
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post #22 of 103
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Originally Posted by Rotsae View Post

I just squirt it out of my bum hole rolleyes.gif

That popped into my mind when I read the title.....
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post #23 of 103
This has already been done. All you need is a long stick.

I'll let you guys argue over which end it goes in.

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post #24 of 103
Actually, I've read several times about girls with severe eating disorders at rehab centers getting feeding tubes put in so that the doctors or nurses or whoever is monitoring them can "feed" their bodies. They ended up learning to squeeze the food they did eat out through the tubes. To me, this seems like an attempt at making something that is already being done more acceptable.
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post #25 of 103
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy9000 View Post

Realistically, this is a much better alternative. Throwing up every day is horrible for your throat/teeth due to the stomach acid.

That being said, I'm sure there's a better way to loose weight lol. Are you going to walk around with this tube always in your stomach? That doesn't sound like a great idea... If not, then you'd have to regularly put the tube back down, which seems bad too.

There are. One perhaps closest to this ridiculous notion is the stomach size reduction. They go in and remove a part of the stomach and as a result the patient can't eat excessive amounts. My dad actually had this done. Its not an quick and easy fix as there is a lot of pre and post operation procedures but it does work.

He lost over a 100 pounds before his weight leveled off and that's a permanent change.
    
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post #26 of 103
Wow.

People suck, get some willpower.
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post #27 of 103
" Excuse me one second, my stomach hole is leaking. " - gets up to go to the restroom -
post #28 of 103
Or just gag it up....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SpankyMcFlych View Post

Or people could learn a little self control and stop stuffing their faces like animals.
Right, because animals are fat and don't know how to control their eating rolleyes.gif. When's the last time you heard of an animal (non humanoid) die from obesity? (and excluding pets that are overfed by their fat owners tongue.gif)
    
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post #30 of 103
Well, not only does this show a complete lack of personal responsibility, it also demonstrates exactly what is wrong with this world today; this entire "i'll just get someone/something else to do it" attitude.

Disgusting.

I can imagine the advert:

"Love eating? Overweight? Eat too much? Let us give you another poop chute, so you can poop while you eat! Here at Aspire Bariatrics, we know what it's like when one arsehole isn't enough."

How on earth could anyone mutilate their body in this fashion just so they can stuff their face is beyond me. I could understand this for REAL medical conditions, but as an excuse to be a glutton? Wow.

I wonder if it'll be popular though - imagine what'll show up on sites like Rule 34. This sort of stuff i'd expect on a South Park Episode.....

And on that note, i bid ya'll a goodnight.
Edited by Thingamajig - 1/14/13 at 4:57pm
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