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Does anybody else think this this is just plain irresponsible?

We already waste so much food.
What does this encourage?
post #32 of 103
Pardon me while I go slam my head against a table repeatedly and mutter the word "why" over and over again....
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post #33 of 103
Or just eat less food...


I swear fat people come up with the most ridiculous solutions and ways to get around eating less.


Either eat less or take DNP/clenbuterol and risk heart issues
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Right, because animals are fat and don't know how to control their eating rolleyes.gif. When's the last time you heard of an animal (non humanoid) die from obesity? (and excluding pets that are overfed by their fat owners tongue.gif)

Actually there are plenty of wild animals that would eat them self to death if given the chance. They don't as they burn so much energy looking for food. Nobody (hopefully) forces food down there pets throat. The pets like there wild counter parts just eat as much food as there is available. Pets just get fat as they don't have to work for there food.

I'm not saying that all species are alike but over eating is not just limited to humans and house hold pets.
    
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Originally Posted by stealthybox View Post

Does anybody else think this this is just plain irresponsible?

We already waste so much food.
What does this encourage?

This crossed my mind. I know of people who go without meals in today's economic climate. It's beyond me how someone who'd even consider using this item can even hold down a job.

Oh well, at least you could fart/burp more effectively by dispersing the gas across three orifices.
Edited by Thingamajig - 1/14/13 at 5:01pm
post #36 of 103
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Well, not only does this show a complete lack of personal responsibility, it also demonstrates exactly what is wrong with this world today; this entire "i'll just get someone/something else to do it" attitude.

Disgusting.

I can imagine the advert:

"Love eating? Overweight? Eat too much? Let us give you another poop chute, so you can poop while you eat! Here at Aspire Bariatrics, we know what it's like when one arsehole isn't enough."

How on earth could anyone mutilate their body in this fashion just so they can stuff their face is beyond me. I could understand this for REAL medical conditions, but as an excuse to be a glutton? Wow.

I wonder if it'll be popular though - imagine what'll show up on sites like Rule 34. This sort of stuff i'd expect on a South Park Episode.....

And on that note, i bid ya'll a goodnight.

I laughed hysterically at this, Should i feel bad?
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post #37 of 103
Blegh.

"What do you use to stay so in shape!?"

"...My willpower."

Sometimes the world makes me laugh. This is not one of those times.
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post #38 of 103
They have finally combined the Cinco Food Tube and the Poop Tube into one convenient product! I thought I would never see the day biggrin.gif

Perfect for the dinner table.
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post #39 of 103
No words to describe this. Just when I think I can't be surprised by humanity anymore, something this asinine shows up.
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