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Originally Posted by SpankyMcFlych View Post

Or people could learn a little self control and stop stuffing their faces like animals.

It's not my fault it's my metabolism....

What's that other one, oh yeah. "I'm not fat I'm big boned!"

Does this thread remind anyone of that simpsons episode with the tv show called "I cant believe they invented it!". It featured useless inventions that nobody in their right mind would use; Car chandelier, tombstone polish, orange juicer that required an entire bag of oranges for a mouthful of orange juice.

Edited by $ilent - 1/16/13 at 8:49am
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post #92 of 103
In this capsule is a tapeworm larva. In this other capsule is the antidote.

Take the antidote when you reach your target weight.




Note: the above is a very bad idea.
Edited by Mjolnir - 1/16/13 at 9:28pm
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THE CURE FOR 'MURCIA HAS ARRIVED!!
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post #94 of 103
And then eat it too. Oh wait did someone say that already?
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This is retarded, the way to fight obesity from lazyness or sickness is to fight the urge to eat like a pig and exercise. Eating like a pig and extracting it without pain does nothing to help the person. I rather use my finger. ugh society. ***

it's not even eating like a pig that is a problem, I see this oriented at people that have poor diets and eat a single large serving of food (this is almost as bad as eating like a pig), body can't break down all the food due to the slowed metabolism and end's up storing a good majority to sustain the body until the next meal. I nearly dropped 50 pounds just by eating 3 meals a day.
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Hmm could this be used to pump food INTO the stomach?

I want to pee cake batter, then sell my pee on the street
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post #99 of 103
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In this capsule is a tapeworm larva. In this other capsule is the antidote.

Take the antidote when you reach your target weight.




Note: the above is a very bad idea.

As bad as that is I'd rather do this than punch a hole in my chest/stomach.
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post #100 of 103
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Cinco FoodTube rolleyes.gif

Lol, my thoughts exactly!

On the way in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-o7YG3x0DI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

On the way out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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