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post #1 of 77
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Hello! If you are one of the 4 people alive who haven't tried this game yet, here's your chance!

All you have to do is write a haiku! The contest will be open for 72 hours from the instant this post hits the tubes. I will be randomly picking the name from the list of submissions, so don't worry about the quality of the haiku. You MUST post a haiku (or at least a valid attempt at one) to be considered, however.

A Haiku is a short 3-line free verse poem (Wikipedia Haiku). They have 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second line, and 5 in the third line. Again, quality doesn't matter. You could write a haiku like this:

Booger booger snot.
I sure love to pick my nose.
Can I pick yours too?

or

Today I ate food.
It will return tomorrow
in horrible ways.

HAVE FUN WITH IT!
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post #2 of 77
First attempt at ever writing a haiku. Based on a true story.

Poopy Poopy Poop!
Why must you make me bleed so?
I don't want to cry.
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post #3 of 77
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
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post #4 of 77
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lampen View Post

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Lol nice try. I've got that shirt already. biggrin.gif

C'mon, they're easy! You can even do like Ryleh did, and dig into personal experience. thumb.gif
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post #5 of 77
Overclocking good.
Overheating very bad.
I need more v-core!

Never wrote a haiku before, it's my best shot. Thanks for the contest OP! Hope I win!
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post #6 of 77
Roaring is the storm,

Until you reach the true core,

Where calm reigns supreme.
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post #7 of 77
I have no Steam games
Because I'm so very broke
So give it to me.
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post #8 of 77
can i has bioshock
can i has cheeseburger too
now i want some fries
post #9 of 77
So much win contained
In this thread it is absurd
That is all I've got.

Edit:
I've already got Bioshock one on my steam account, so don't award it to me please. I just wanted to make a Haiku biggrin.gif
Edited by zer0entropy - 2/12/13 at 10:32pm
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post #10 of 77
Found this somewhere a long time ago..

White bunnies wait for
Their Ku Klux Klan uniforms
Straight from the cleaners.
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