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post #1 of 11
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I doubt there is anyone here who wants one and doesnt have it already...

Rules:
gimme 4 lines of what you consider the most retarded Rap lyrics ever (hint Lil Wayne/Kesha/Nikki Minaj are a prime sources)
OR
gimme 2 lines that rhyme beautifully <3
OR
say "pretty please" + add appropriate topping for an ice cream
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post #2 of 11
Pretty please with: A swimming pool full of chocolate milkshake on top.
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post #3 of 11
"I grew up a f**kin' screw up, got introduced to the game, bought an ounce and f**kin' blew up"

Does that count as 2 lines?
post #4 of 11
since i listen to rap, here goes the most retarded rap lyrics i've ever heard:

[Lil' Wayne]
Mama, there go that monster
Abracadabra, magic Johnson
My motherf... doctor
Said I need a doctor
So I called house,
Now I am a pill popper
Faded like skinnys
Young money we winning
I told her if I change
She won't get a penny
Milking that ish, pregnant [insult to woman] titties
Bringing home the bacon
I'm [f word] miss piggy
Loaded like a semi, semi-naked pictures
She knows my [male organ], she call it [n word] Richard
Prior to me [ejaculation], I had to stick my thumb in
Her [donkey] one time, smell my finger make you vomit
Flyer than a hornet, the shoe fit I worn it
She tried to jack me off, can't beat it, join it
Tunechi, coochie that what she call it,
Flag Scarlett, I killed it, mourn it

editing this took me longer than to find it. i know its more than 4, but otherwise its not as funny to read these lyrics. its from tyga-faded. GL to everyone!
     
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post #5 of 11
Pretty please with a cherry on top
post #6 of 11
Niki Minaj:
If you could turn back time…Cher
you used to be here now you gone…Nair

...

God I hate this woman, but would love a Dota 2 key rolleyes.gif
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post #7 of 11
Pretty please with Oreos, M + M's and Gummin Bears, also a bit of dota.
post #8 of 11
Even being able to read doesn't make any damn sense.

Young Dro, “Shoulder Lean”

My girl got a girlfriend, Chevy blue like whirlwind
N*gga it’s a drought on that boy, so I got that girl in
Pearl Bent’, cockin’ hammer, Arm & Hammer propaganda
B*tches think I’m pimpin’ and leanin’ in salamander sandal
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post #9 of 11
All of these lines rhyme very well so I have to put more than two tongue.gif

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, every body's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity" -Eminem
post #10 of 11
Ladies and gentleman anime by the Shakespeare of our time known as soulja boy:
Anime swag, I'm flying like Goku
Anime swag when I pull up in that old school
Anime, drop pants; anime, wrist and chains; anime,and everything; anime.
Gucci skin; anime, my backpack; anime,
That h-pop with glock cut that's anime,
Oh my god anyway, I'm ballin' up that avenue,
Anime swag, and I'm throwing money at the roof.
Anime everything, anime Beiber chain,Harombom platinum dongs with the aramow,
All that every day, anyway, I'm anime.
May I ask what you n***** pay,
Smokin' up a pound a day.
Everything, everyday, everything; anime.
Lookin' at a ***** fleshed up like anime,
Lookin' like death note, chop it till your down throat,S.O.D. money get gang like lipo.All light white coat, anime dad dog.Yeah I'm anime, swagged up like: yeah dog.Saw four dogs in the rows when I rode through,Rolls roice black, and I'm looking like Goku.[Another tiny burp]Anime, everything; anime.Digital watch, digital clock, digital splice, addoday.I'm hiding in the kitchen, cooking up that anime.Anyway, eat the cake, like your name Anime.Anyway [tiny burp] anime, I rich chain anime,I **** that *****; anyday. Quick 30 seconds day.Heada hitta quick lick daddy for a long time,S.O.D. get that money game yeah we on boy,Anime everyday, anime arrombow,Animae cellophone. Gotta Matt Harrombow.Make a call, drop it all, S.O.D. get it in.Anime drop tops, I'm lookin like Vegeta man,Arookin like Gohan, lookin like Piccolo,Lookin like: anime, lookin like Deaf Note.Lookin Case Closed, man I'm poppin bottles,Anime drop top, I look like Inuyasha.Yo, back on the track, it's the anime master.Holes on my dick, Cowboy Bebop when I'm blastin.Soulja boy tell'em that my swag everlasting.Pikachu diamonds, anime floskas,Man I'm gettin money and I'm out there ballin.G-flight jet, trump shoot like I'm ballin.Marvel vs. Capcom, Soulja vs. the world.I'm ****in all your baby mama, anime in hurr.It's so hot in this mother******* club.I anime it up, can't nobody **** with us.S.O.D. boys man I lookin like I am the guy,I dont give a ****, a million dollars, I'm a samurai.Yeah.Soulja.Soulja Boy, anime. Anime anime anime.Yeah.Uh you can do this one.Yeah.
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