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post #1 of 48
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Requirements
  • OCN Member for at least 1 month.
  • You must post a funny joke to enter (nothing crude/against TOS smile.gif)
  • There is no minimum rep requirement.
  • Post the game that you would like
  • Closes in 48 Hours, winners will PM'd Steam keys

Random number generator will be used. I will use it to generate post numbers until all the games are gone. thumb.gif

Games
  1. Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter
  2. Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter
  3. Serious Sam: The Random Encounter
  4. Awesomenauts + Cluck Costume DLC
  5. Intrusion 2
  6. Oil Rush
  7. Capsized

Best of luck to everyone. wheee.gif
    
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post #2 of 48
Hello! wave2.gif Thank you for doing this.
My favourite joke is: Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" lachen.gif
If I do win, I would like Capsized.
Thanks again, and good luck to everyone! biggrin.gif
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post #3 of 48
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he wasn't a chicken.
Awesomenauts + Cluck Costume DLC
post #4 of 48
Great giveaway! Here is my joke:

A guy walks into a bar. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
He says,"Ouch!"

If you don't get it, click below Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
Not a bar with alcohol :-)[/spolier]
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post #5 of 48

Why did the train driver get struck by lightning?

Because he was a good conductor.

 

I would like intrusion 2

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post #6 of 48
My geeky pick up line

Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're hot.

Just bad
You smell like trash. May I take you out?

Oil Rush please
post #7 of 48
After being away on business for a week before the Christmas Holiday, Bob thought it would be nice to bring his wife a gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics woman at the Department Store. So, she showed him a bottle of $50 perfume.

"That's a bit much," said Bob. The woman then returned with a smaller bottle costing $30.

Bob complained, "That’s still a lot of money."

Growing disgusted, the woman brought out her smallest little bottle of $15 perfume.

Bob grew even more restless and replied, "No no… What I mean is I'd like to see something really cheap!"

So the clerk handed him a mirror!!

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post #8 of 48
A man goes in to a bar with a flamingo. He asks for a drink and pays the bartender the exact amount of change and then he leaves. He does this again and again and again for ages. Finlay, the bartender asks, "how do you pull out the exact amount of change from your pocket every time?"
"well,"replys the man,"I had two genie wishes, and I wished to have the exact amount of change."
"then, whats the bird for?"
"Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs!!"
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IN FTW!!!
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post #9 of 48
These are a couple of my favourite jokes on XKCD. I left out the dirty ones, which are on my top 5...

1. The Imposter
2. Macguyver Gets Lazy
3. Listen to Yourself
4. Alternate Currency
5. Last one, Going West!!

I really hope you get to see all of them. Capsized it is! Thanks mate and GL to all.
post #10 of 48
Hopefully won't offend anyone but,

You momma's like a television, even 5 year olds can turn her on biggrin.gif

Lol
     
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