Originally Posted by j3st3r
I find that AMD owners are very similar to Android owners.... strange...
I own a Galaxy S3 that I loved very much up until I saw this scandalous article.
I was so outraged, I defecated into my hands and began throwing it at passersby outside my cage. Lo, if only you hadn't lifted the scales from my eyes, I would have happily enjoyed my phone until it was no longer technologically relevant. But thanks to your selfless dedication to enlightening the unwashed, I realize now that when I purchased a phone based on my own preferences, I made a morally inferior choice.
I am ashamed. There is but one way to atone for my sin of purchasing a non-Apple product.
I have drawn my blade, and set its hilt in the ground before me.
Goodbye cruel world. When I am twisting in the inferno of hell, and Ol' Scratch himself is guiding a pitchfork up the back route through my innards, Steve Jobs will be there to tell him he is holding it wrong.