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Do you see this?

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DO YOU SEE THIS?

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I just obliterated a dragon with my raging fire and made sweet love to a doctor robot.

How is that not awesome?

After playing the masterpiece that is Blood Dragon, I discovered the formula for the perfect game.

A formula that will show every AAA developer how to follow in their footsteps.

And stop things like this from happening.



Let's run down what makes a good video game.
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#1. Laser guns.

#2. Super Mecha Death Dinosaurs with Titanium Teeth.

#3. Zip lining down a terrorist filled base then leaping off to stab a dude in the face.

#4. Flamethrowers.

#5. Ninja Swords.

#6. Flamethrowers.

#7. Ninja Swords

#8. This:

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It's a time tested fact that if you include 50% of the elements above into your game, it's going to incredible.

The proof is in the pudding.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
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+ Ninja Swords.
+ Flamethrowers.
+ Coffee.

Team Fortress 2.
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+ Ninja Swords.
+ Flamethrowers.
+ Scout's Hot Mom.

Worms: Armageddon:
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+ Ninja Swords.
+ Flamethrowers.
+ Giant Donkey Nukes

Saints Row 3:
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+ Ninja Swords.
+ Flamethrowers.
+ Rubber... Accessories

Fall Out New Vegas:
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+ Ninja Swords.
+ Flamethrowers.
+ 50's Music That Makes Your Heart Melt.

So to recap:

We need more ambrosia like this in our lives.


Edited by frickfrock999 - 8/7/13 at 8:29am
post #2 of 14

TBH with Daft Punk's new album and FC3: Blood Dragon I just want to go back to the 80s.

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FFX has one of the best dialog

check out the explanation of why that fake laugh (skip to 2:47) ...
if you wanna :
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Games that realize they're games and don't try to take themselves too seriously

go play indie games lol
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TBH with Daft Punk's new album and FC3: Blood Dragon I just want to go back to the 80s.

A heyday for classic flamethrower action.
And Stallone.

God, I love Stallone.
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u forgot BF BC2 vietnam :O flamethrower action
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u forgot BF BC2 vietnam :O flamethrower action

Does it have bayonets in it?
That's a suitable replacement for the sword given the time period.
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as i remember , no lol
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as i remember , no lol

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So in a nutshell: throw the awesome stuff about the 80s in a game and it'll be good. I can't say I disagree wink.gif

The Tidus scene was hilarious by the way
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#8. This:

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and this:
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Game with punching nuclear reactors and ICBM's - it simply cannot go wrong.
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