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post #1 of 55
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Up for grabs is one redemption code which qualifies the holder for a free download of the above mentioned game.


To win it:

1 The person who posts the best "Yo MAMA" joke as judged by me will win the game download key.

2 Each person may submit no more than 2 "Yo MAMA" Jokes.

3 The contest will end Saturday evening at 5pm. No posts after 5pm will be considered.

4. Those presented in Haiku form will receive extra consideration.

Disqualifications:
Anyone who has to look up the definition
Nothing R rated please, lets keep it PG 13

Disclaimer:
To be clear, these "Yo Mama" jokes are directed at my mama so no one else should take any offense to said "Yo MAMA" Jokes.
I accept all offense thumb.gif

Have fun with it.


The contest will end at 5 as stated, please note I will be at the wedding shower for my eldest girl til I dont know when. But when I get home I will post up a winner and pm the codes etc. Thanks, this was fun.
Edited by Ultisym - 9/14/13 at 9:00am
   
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post #2 of 55
yo momma so dumb she saw a carton of concentrated orange juice and stared at it for 3 hours because it said concentrate.

yo momma so fat she has her own moon.

thumb.gif

gl all, thanks for the give away biggrin.gif
Edited by lordhinton - 9/12/13 at 10:58am
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Yo mama is so fat, she can't even float in space.
post #4 of 55
yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code

yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory


feels like im grade school again lol.
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post #5 of 55
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Quote:
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feels like im grade school again lol.

LOL, thats the point. biggrin.gif That was a good one btw..the birth certificate one
   
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Your mama is so old that in history class they just write what they're doing

Your mama is so stupid she failed a blood test

This is interesting O.o
post #7 of 55
Yo Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
post #8 of 55
Yo mama is so old and fat the last time she seen 90210 was on the scale.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to sniff a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
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Yo Mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car
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Yo mama so ugly she is the ugly stick.

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need a purse.

These are just for fun.
Yo mama so fat she leaks straight mayonnaise. wink.gif
Yo mama so fat they used her as a wreaking ball.
Yo mama so fat that she leaks so much oil, I thought she was a turbocharged dodge.
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