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Im in for both and now for the jokes


Joke #1
man wakes up one morning and there's a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his nuts and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog!


Joke #2
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

Edited by KJDavisson - 3/28/14 at 11:24pm
post #12 of 13
In. CPU/Mobo.thumb.gif

Joke #1
What's the best way to carve wood? Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
Whittle by whittle


#2
What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
BYE-SON!!

Edited by Name Change - 3/30/14 at 12:27am
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Brinks won the motherboard, everybody else won 2 CPUs each.

Please PM me your address and which CPUs you prefer before Monday afternoon.

I will ship a ton of stuff Monday afternoon and if you don't send me your shipping info before I go to the post office then I assume you forfeit your freebies tongue.gif
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