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I like this joke :
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender said "sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

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post #32 of 114
The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize smile.gif
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post #34 of 114
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Originally Posted by RKDxpress View Post

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
Stephen Wright for president!
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A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
post #35 of 114
rofl, so many good jokes in here. Good luck to everyone.
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post #36 of 114
An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts…so the driver happily munches them.

Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts..

Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself?

Old lady: I can’t chew. Look, I have no teeth..

Driver: Then why do you buy them?

Old lady: Oh, I just love the chocolates around them!
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?




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My ex wife was an excellent house keeper.........................she kept the whole thing!!
 
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Frankenstein entered a body building contest and realized he severely misunderstood the objective.
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