I saw this on another site and thought i might share. Commentary turned into poetry.
Edited by keikei - 1/13/15 at 4:22pm
The Rockstars were coding, slapping keyboards under strain,
Their bosses were shouting and grimacing with pain,
For up comes a deadline, to which they all agree,
"It is a deadline, this game shall not see!"
And woe was heard, shouted en masse;
For many a PCgamer it was a time for sass.
A date was made, and a date was confirmed,
But too late, said date, was not affirmed,
For in the end, it appeared to all,
That the PC port team, was simply too small.
So the bitter did shout, and the angry did roar,
The disinterested sighed, and the sad did implore
But for I, dear peers, I sat here and laughed,
I laughed and I laughed.. and laughed and laughed.
For to me, it seems, that this was meant to be;
And for me, it seems, there's one thing to which we can all agree:
There is naught amongst us who find this a surprise;
Because betting on Rockstar is simply unwise.