Dvorak’s New World Prophesy
Night. The DVORAK mansion, United States of You Know Where. A phone rings. DVORAK, wearing pillar-box red pyjamas and a Hugh Hefner-style smoking jacket, lays down his glass of milk and edges a white Siamese cat off his lap to take the call.
MYSTERY CALLER (Mysteriously) The keyboard is a disaster, and people are going to return the phone in droves. I'm guessing 20 per cent will go back.
DVORAK (Trustingly) It's not the scenario I'm predicting. Besides, Jobs said the keyboard is great.
MYSTERY CALLER (Contrarily) No, he didn't. He said that if you 'trust the keyboard you can really fly.' Nobody will get that far. It's frustrating to use
The MYSTERY CALLER rings off. DVORAK raises an eyebrow and reaches for the laptop.