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post #31 of 35
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Originally Posted by ted View Post
True, a $600 phone is impressive, but if someone else pays a better salary, wouldn't the $600 seem trivial? It's not like Jobs is giving away a car (iCar??)
hahaah iCar.

Comes in one color, an unadjustable seat with touchscreen steering. comes with and unexpandable 128mb hdd for all your music, videos, and maps.
-$80,000
post #32 of 35
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Originally Posted by dskina View Post
Does that mean the cashier at the Apple Store, also? Or only bigwigs in some giant Apple corporate building
I thought I read that it was all employees that have worked there for at least a year. This includes Apple Store employees - and I suppose the janitor - though they most likely outsource janitorial services anyways.
post #33 of 35
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hahaah iCar.

Comes in one color, an unadjustable seat with touchscreen steering. comes with and unexpandable 128mb hdd for all your music, videos, and maps.
-$80,000
yeah, and it isn't compatable on all roads
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post #34 of 35
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yeah, and it isn't compatable on all roads
was going to throw that in, didn't think people would get it, apparently they would have
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hahaah iCar.

Comes in one color, an unadjustable seat with touchscreen steering. comes with and unexpandable 128mb hdd for all your music, videos, and maps.
-$80,000
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars
with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a
new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would
have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut
off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.
For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your
car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to
reinstall the ENGINE.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five
percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be
replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning
light.

7. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and
refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned
the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same
manner as the old car.

And.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
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