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Ok, this might be yesterdays news to ya, but I just learned of this. Apparently it started out as a joke, using leet to code pages but due to internet being full of leets it's now a web language in the making.

Here's an example.

Code:
HAI
    VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
    I HAS A VAR
    LOL VAR R 0
    IM IN YR LOOP
        UPZ VAR!!
        VISIBLE VAR!
        IZ VAR BIGR THAN 2?
            YARLY
                VISIBLE " IZ TO BIG!"
                ****
            NOWAI
                VISIBLE " IZ SMALL!"
        KTHX
    KTHX
    I HAS A USERIN
    GIMMEH WORD USERIN
    VISIBLE "YOU SAID:" N USERIN
KTHXBAI
so basically this pretty much works like HTML, the "HAI" command opens the code just like the "<html>" and the "KTHXBAI" closes it ust like the </html>

Pretty simple?
It's made to be simple, easy to make and understand. Only you need some basic 1337 skillz
There are even LOLCODE classes in Cali.

I wanna learn this
Anybody ever used/tried it?


(this is not a joke so dont delete/move to off topic please)
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post #2 of 26
What browser would read that....
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post #3 of 26
hai

This world needs less leet speak, not more of it. This will just encourage those kids more into thinking they are leet haxorxzns, when really they are just more annoying.


kthnxbai.

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post #4 of 26
Lol wow...

Sad thing is I could code that in Java and make a random working program... lol.
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Originally Posted by The Bartender Paradox View Post
hai

This world needs less leet speak, not more of it. This will just encourage those kids more into thinking they are leet haxorxzns, when really they are just more annoying.


kthnxbai.



yeah, but I still cant stop laughing
Also it's easier than HTML, which is confusing for a n00b like myself. I'm trying to make my first code and see if FF actually reads it, but I dunno what content to put...
Also my 1337 isnt very good
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lolcode=noob
php=ftw
kthxbai
    
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post #7 of 26
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Originally Posted by DVtriple6 View Post


yeah, but I still cant stop laughing
Also it's easier than HTML, which is confusing for a n00b like myself. I'm trying to make my first code and see if FF actually reads it, but I dunno what content to put...
Also my 1337 isnt very good
Are you kidding me? HTML is hard yet that is like "rofl ezsauce"?

...Maybe I aren't t3h 1337.
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Originally Posted by DVtriple6 View Post


yeah, but I still cant stop laughing
Also it's easier than HTML, which is confusing for a n00b like myself. I'm trying to make my first code and see if FF actually reads it, but I dunno what content to put...
Also my 1337 isnt very good
What makes you think firefox will read it? I've never heard of this, and I doubt it's real. But if it is, it will probably only work on a specific browser that someone made just for this language.
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I can say is wow and lol
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post #10 of 26
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It's REAL!! Ok? IT IS REAL!!! Now I've said it 4 times in this thread

Unbelivable, I know
And Boris, I never said that I think firefox will read it, I said I will try.. But I got syntax errors

My 1337 spik is not very... well.. 1337

Still fun to try

BTW, Firefox don't read CSS, so just because a browser dont read it (now) it doesn't mean it's not a web language.
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